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1. omgstupidnoob
Here's his comment on 11boys11's story, "Runt":
Why do you think you're ten times better than us you filthy British? What? We're American; You frikin' hate us, we know. But now you take your filthy British ass and write a story voluntarily harming the Americans. Why don't I write a story about an American raping your ass? Do you like that, British boy? I could come to your house and say, "FUCKYEAH!" And be gay like you. I don't take my dick out and fuck your face, do I? I don't think so, you little prick! Go get run over by a car! I saw your fucking comment on another story. Well, 11boys11, let me fuck you right now! You fucking British.
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he had 189 thumbs ups!
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2. peteEpete
His comment is on the story, "Death By Love" by snakesrule:

11boys11 is 11 years old!

He had 156 thumbs ups!

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3. CalYoung

His comment is on the story, "Runt" by 11boys11:

This ass doesn't have a girlfriend so he came here to go fucking pick on other people. Good luck getting a girlfriend! NVM I take back meh luck!

Runt by 11boys11 (a personal fiction)

CHAPTER 1: CAPTURED?
The American asshole made his way up, and touched the sleek Eagle 40 that the British wanted so fucking badly! He, gawkily picked up the fine shootery, and decided he'd use the prize possession to wipe out the talented British. What a dumbass! Why didn't he just give up now? There was no way those fuckers could win this battle. The British rules all!
"Fucker, put the gun down!" A Brit yelled, "We want the Eagle, and will not let you have it for any longer. British will rule!"
"Damn," The American said, "Steve, back me up!"
Steve walked up, sided by a British man.
"I am Roy Parkers," The other Brit said.
"You... You captured my friend?" The American asked, "I'll surrender if you give him back! No, I won't. I'll kill you!"
CHAPTER 2: TRUTH
"Don't you dare," Roy said, "This war cannot be won by a filthy American like you. Do you know who Steve is?"
"Yes," The American named Dan said, "He's my best friend."
"No, you whore!" Roy yelled, "He is a British man! He's been masking his accent for years, not even traced by a dumbass like you."
"STEVE?" Dan asked, "Is that true? I won't believe it!"
Steve let his accent out.
"It's true, Dan," Steve replied, "I've learned all the arts Americans do, and I'll tell you what. Americans are dumbasses! They know nothing. British are the best. One day I was betting with Roy that British may not be so great. But he was right. Americans know nothing. Have no talent, either. Give up, Dan. You can't win."
"All that we've put in together, Steve!" Dan cried, "You can't be a Brit! Don't let go of me! Tell me this was a joke. Tell me they've just held you captive."
"I can tell you it," Steve said, "But it won't be true, my fake fine friend!"
CHAPTER 3: DECISION
"Take him back to the cellar," Roy said to the other British man, "We'll choose what to do with him when we get there. I'll take the Eagle, you get Dan to the cellar, hut!"
"Sir, yes, sir." The other British man said.
Dan was pushed in to the cellar and the British man took him there. Steve guided Dan there, too. Meanwhile, Commander Roy touched the Eagle now, without a clumsy movement. He smiled, touching this weapon. After years and years of research on Americans, Roy and his troops had finally put hands on it! This was an accomplishment for the British troops.
Roy walked to the cellar with the Eagle in his hand.
"Shit..." Dan sighed, "The British have it now."
"That's right, asshole," Roy said, "Now we must decide what to do with a slobby American like you."
"Roy, you give yourself a break," Steve said, "I will handle the decision making. Watch me do it right, sir."
"Come on, Steve!" Dan exclaimed, "We've been buddies for a long time. Just because your British doesn't mean you can't give perks to an American friend!"
"Not in your life," Steve said, "I'm following my boss' orders. I will let you decide your punishment, though."
"Really?" Dan smiled.
"Yes." Steve said.
"FUCK!" Roy yelled, "Steve! What are you doing? He's an American! Are you fucking stupid or something, Steve?"
"No, sir," Steve said, "Trust me, it's a choice of a ninny's sake. Either way, he'll be penalized with death. I promise, sir!"
"Alright, I trust you as my general, Steve," Roy sighed, "But I'm watching you! One slick movement and I turn this Eagle against you and shoot the guts out of you worse than the Americans will suffer! Got that, Steve?"
"Yes, I got it, sir." Steve said, "Little American man! Here are your options. You must pick from the two, or my boss will kill you on the spot."
"Crap..." Dan sighed, "I hope these aren't too crazy... Go on, Steve."
"You will either fight with the British team or we shall hold you captive and you will surrender the entire American team and all your weapons," Steve said, "But don't think fighting for the British will save your life. I will give you one extra week to live. If you try to escape if you fight for our team, then I will blow a bomb on the country of America!"
"Steve, I never knew you were such a motherfucker." Dan said.
"I am?" Steve asked, "That's some talk from an ass like you. We are ruling you right now."
"I... I shall fight for the British," Dan said, "I want to at least say goodbye to my wife if I will be dead soon."
"Smart choice, Dan," Steve smiled, "Roy, you heard it?"
"Ah..." Roy smiled, "The help of a dumbass American!"
TO BE CONTINUED :) I know it's genius

Death By Love (fiction by snakesrule) A Victorious Love Story

Description: Tori's best friend is severely hurt in a car accident, putting her in a dangerous state. Now she must learn to live with losing a close friend. Everything turns upside down when her boyfriend, Ryder Daniels dumps her after dating her for 6 months. A series of tragic events occur on Tori, and then she learns to cope with life... But who will turn her world back around?
CHAPTER 1- THE CALL
Tori smiled and laughed with her friends. Life was perfect for Tori Vega right now. Everything was just the way she wanted it to be in high school. A hot boyfriend, awesome friends, cool school, good grades... It was just perfect! What else could one teenage girl ask for? Nothing, that is to her. The bell rang and Tori threw the leftovers of her lunch in the garbage.
"I hope Sikowitz is gonna teach us something... Something that's well... Not physco," Beck joked around, "How bout' you guys?"
"Don't care, baby." Jade said.
The rest of the day flew by. And Tori just couldn't wait for the next! Hollywood Arts High School was the miracle that changed her life. It was amazing. Tori walked to the sidewalk when her cellphone rung.
"Hello," She said.
"T-t-t-ori!" A familiar voice cried, "Sh-e... She's in the hospital right now."
"Huh?" Tori asked, "Do I know you? Who's in the hospital? Are you sure you have the right Tori? I'm Tori Vega."
"Yes, I'm talking about you," The voice replied, "It's me, Amanda Cressing! Our daughter, Ellen... She's in the hospital!"
"Ellen!?" Tori cried, "My best friend? She can't be! What happened? Please tell me, Mrs. Cressing!"
"Well, she was driving herself home from school," Mrs. Cressing said, "But then this man found her on the street. She was in a car crash! David is here with us, too. Please visit the hospital if you can. Our sweetheart would appreciate if her best friend showed up."
"I'm on my way," Tori said, "I just can't believe Ellen was in a car crash!"
"Neither can I, Tori..." Mrs. Cressing sighed.

Noze-Friends Be Gone by shapiro192

Suzie Crabgrass walked along the halls of James K. Polk Middle School. Next year would be her first year of ninth grade_ high school! How great was that? She already had her boyfriend picked out, and a backup boyfriend, too! Ned Bigby, boyfriend of Suzie. And Billy Loomer, vice boyfriend of Suzie.
"Suzie, hi!" Ned exclaimed and kissed her on the cheek, "You wanna get pizza after school?"
"Yeah, I'd love to," Suzie smiled, "It's just gonna be you and me, right? On a romantic pizza dinner! Sounds awesome."
"Hey, best friend," Moze said, "Oh, hey Suzie! You coming to pizza and movie night? Ned really wanted you to join us. It's a best friend tradition we have."
"Jennifer is coming?" Suzie asked, "You may have left out a detail. But sure, I'll come. See you there, Ned. And you too, Jennifer."
"Alright," Moze smiled, "Bye, Suzie!"
"I feel great," Ned said, "I can peck Suzie on the cheek whenever I want to, now! It's not just on rare occasions she loves me, so she kisses me. I have the freedom to! I'm her boyfriend now! Oh, that reminds me, I'm just asking, how are you and Faymen doing?"
"Faymen and me..." Moze sighed, "Well, we're just great, Ned! He really likes me... And I really... Like him. We're in a perfect relationship!"
"Wait a second, Ned Bigby!" Suzie shouted, "You're in a perfect relationship with JENNIFER? I thought you two were just friends! I can't believe you cheated on me, Ned."
"Suzie!" Moze stopped her, "I was telling Ned about my relationship with Faymen! I'm not dating... NED! We're just best friends!"
"Oh," Suzie sighed, "Jennifer... Ned... I'm really sorry the way I just acted. I shouldn't have accused you two."
"It's alright, Suzie," Ned smiled, "We'll have a great time at pizza night together!"
Suzie went to find Billy.
"Billy!" Suzie exclaimed, "Hey, cutie. You're still my vice boyfriend, right? I'm suspicious of Ned and Jennifer going out."
"I'll crush Ned if he goes out with Jennifer!" Loomer yelled, "But in the other-half, I ain't your vice boyfriend anymore. I got a girlfriend who appreciates me and doesn't make me VICE."
"Yeah, right..." Suzie rolled her eyes, "Who's the chic?"
"Missy!" Loomer exclaimed, "Missy has a pool. And also, she's so flamin' hot! And she thinks I'm cute cause' I'm a bad-boy. Aren't I the best?"
"Ha!" Suzie laughed, "Pathetic. Missy Meaney is just so... Odd. You know she likes Ned? Proven fact."
"She said she let go of Ned a long time ago," Loomer protested, "She's all mine now."
"Yeah, Crabgrass," Missy put her arm around Loomer, "Billy's mine now. Don't be jealous. Run along with Ned! You know he clearly likes Jennifer? You'll be cheated on, while Billy will be happy with me!"
"Ned doesn't like Jennifer," Suzie snapped, "He loves me. They're obviously just friends!"
"Sure," Missy said, "You keep dreaming, that is!"

A Night at Cody's by thesexiestguy

CHAPTER 1
My arms wrapped around Cody's as the romantic movie played across the TV screen. As the big 'The End' screen popped up, my lips were already kissing his. His arms moved up and down my shoulders as he kissed me back. I felt him take a hand off my shoulder and gently push my hair behind my ears. Then, his hand touched my shoulder again. Finally, I took my lips off his.
"Bailey," Cody took a breath, "You take my breath away... I love you..."
He was the sweetest guy in the world, and always will be. I've been dating him for a long time now. Today we wanted to watch a romantic movie in his cabin, to share our love for each other. See how sweet he is? Aww... He told me he loves me, so I have to make sure he knows how I feel about him.
"I love you, too," I spoke, "I love you more than anything in the world."
For some reason, his hand was fiddling with my tank top strap. I giggled a little bit, and kissed him on the cheek. Cody is such a predictable guy! I know what he wants, and since he's so sweet, I'm going to give him what he wants, right now.
"Kiss me again." I smile.
He grins back at me, that super cute grin of his. Then, Cody wraps his arms around me, and then plants his lips on mine. I love the taste of his lips! He takes his lips off of mine, then fiddles with the strap of my tank top again.
"You sure?" I ask, "Right now, right here? The dance is in like 3 hours only. I picked a dress and wanted to show London, but she didn't want to see it."
"That's sad," He says, "I bet you look hot in it. And yeah, I really want to. We have time before the dance. Can't we make this an unforgettable night?"
"That would be nice," I say, "No wonder you're fiddling with my tank top strap like that. Go ahead, then. You can start us off... But... Have you ever done this before?"
"No, and I'm glad I haven't," Cody laughs, "I want you to be my first."
"I've never done this either," I tell him, "And I also want you to be my first, and you are going to be my first... If we're doing it right now. Are you ready for it, though?"
"I think I'm as ready as ever can be," Cody says, "Go time?"
"Go time." I confirm.
Cody smiles at me, then kisses me on the lips again. He rubs my back as he kisses me. Cody is probably like the only guy who doesn't start off with the girl's breasts. I'm glad he's such a gentleman. That's another thing I really love about him.
"Can you spend the night with me?" Cody asks, "Please?"
"I wish I could," I reply, "But, it's against the rules, and Woody would get suspicious... He'll think we did it. More like he'll know. Even someone as clueless as him would know."
"I'll lock him out," Cody smiles, "What can he do?"
Cody's phone rang all of a sudden.
"Sorry I'm breaking this off right now," Cody says, "Hold on, then we can start it. Let me just get my phone... What if it's important?"
I nod my head as he gets off the bed. I can't believe I'm about to do it with Bailey Pickett! AHHH! Oh my god... I thought we would save this for when we get married, but now is totally okay with me. We get protection right? I hope he remembers? I don't wanna be the sex smart-alec. It'll seem like I've already had it with some other guy. Cody's my first timer.
"Yellow," Cody says, "Woodchuck? What's up? Alright, that's cool with me, because I really don't care. See you tomorrow, dude. Naw, I'm busy. Yeah, everything's cool up here. Bye, Woody."
"What did he want?" I ask.
"He didn't want anything," Cody replies, "He just told me that he's spending the night at Zack's. The guys are spending the night at Zack's playing video games and stuff. He asked me if I wanted to come, but I said no. I'd rather be here with you."
"You'll ditch your friends for me?" I ask, "Aww... You're so sweet!"
"I don't even like game night," Cody replies, "Last time I was there, the boys just kept taking their trousers off, and getting naked. Those odd guys just rub each other's thingies and watch TV, play video games and all that. Why does Zack like to get naked. Such a gay guy."
"Okay... I'm sorry to say, but what you just said sounded totally wrong," I shiver, "Zack gets naked with a bunch of guys?"
"Yeah, it's really weird, I don't blame you," Cody says, "I didn't do it. I ditched. They stay nude and play video games. Through their entire game night, they're all in the 'nude' zone."
"Zack is really odd," I sigh, "I'm glad I have the good twin."
"I'm the good twin!" Cody exclaims, "Yes!!! Whaddya say we start it over?"
"I was really hoping we'd get back to this," I say, "I'm nervous, but I really want to do it with you."
Now he holds my breasts and kisses me on the lips. Cody still doesn't go for the breasts. He just kisses my face, all around, and fiddles with my tank top straps. I realize he's really nervous, and I'm going to have to start the action. As he kisses me on my face, I yank the zipper on his skinny jeans down.  Soon enough, the button on his jeans are undone. As he continues to kiss me, I slide his skinny jeans down his cute legs. What makes me giggle a bit is that he still has his boner. I can see it sticking out of his boxers
"Sorry," He whispers, "I'm still nervous."
"I can tell," I laugh, "It's no biggy. What difference does it make?"
Cody shrugs and kisses me on the lips again.
"Okay then," Cody says, "You can take my boxers off for me. Go ahead. Don't do it too fast. I'm still nervous about showing my thingy to you."
"If we're a couple, sweetie," I smile, "We can do anything with each other. That is, if we love each other. You do, right?"
"Yes!" Cody gasps, "How could you not be sure! I love you more than graphite! And do you know how deep my love is for graphite? My love for you... My love for you is deeper!"
"You're so cheesy," I laugh, "But it's totally sweet and cute to me. Totally."
"Good," He says, "I don't want to sound lame in front of my girlfriend. Especially Bailey Pickett."
I give him a smile, to show that I love his cheesy talk, and I really do love it. He's so adorable! How can anyone not love Cody Martin? Now I realize that we're talking to much while having sex. I feel so dirty saying that word! Ugh! But, he's my first, and I want to do it with him. I love him enough do it with him, so I'll keep my word for it. I tap his boner, which is covered by his boxers. I've never seen a penis before... Oh! I can't say these words! It just feels so odd! Cody giggles a little after a tap it. We start kissing again, and then he slides his hand inside my top! Cody rubs my back, and I know he can feel my bra strap... I fiddle with things around his boxers as he feels my back and kisses me on my face. Slowly, I slide his boxers down, gently, too. First timers don't go hardcore, I guess. Now I see it! This is really uncomfy.
"It's a little big," I say, "I've never seen one before..."
"And I haven't seen a girl's..." Cody pauses, "You know what I mean, right? I just don't like saying all these words that are totally inappropriate."
"We are in high school," I sigh, "We should have the maturity to speak like that. But only in private rooms, because it still is, and always will be totally inappropriate!"
I realize I'm talking with Cody while his boxers are off, and all I can see is him in only a shirt... No boxers. Am I really seeing Cody's thingy right now? 
"I really didn't expect it to be so big," I say, "I thought you were slower in growth, no offense or anything, but you?"
"Well, actually, it's bigger than Zack's," Cody proudly says, "I didn't expect it, but his is growing slower than mine. Mine is actually pretty big compared to the average teenager."
"What am I supposed to do now?" I ask.
"Touch it?" Cody suggests, "I'm not sure, but I think it's a part of sex... I don't really have any experience with sex, other than that growing up slideshow in middle school. It talked a little about sex, but I was too immature to understand any of that mature stuff."
"They played that in Kettlecorn, too," I tell him, "We learned about it, but not too much about sex..."
Without anymore talking, I take a grip of his penis. It's odd, but I have the urge to suck it a little. 
"I remember!" Cody exclaims, "I think you... S-s-suck it... Sorry."
"Well, I actually want to," I smile, "If we're going to have sex, we need to know that it's going to bring us some pleasure!"
I slowly move my mouth towards his penis, my hand still gripping it. I realize all my clothes are still on. My mouth sucks on it... Damn, it's so big, it can hardly fit in to my mouth! Why do I feel so dirty right now? I never thought a penis would taste_good! While I suck on it, Cody removes his shirt. I stop sucking it for a moment, and look up at him. He's totally naked, and his penis is er-erect.

Breakup in Paris PART DEUX on Deck Entry by auxilaryraid

Rated M because of sexual discussions and themes. Thank you. It's been rated this for a reason, so please smile and actually make sure you've appropriately seen content like this, and are the appropriate age currently. I warned you. -Auxilaryraid
 Chapter 1 to the deux tale of Suite Life on Deck
Just when you think the sad tale of a breakup between a funny high school couple couldn't get more interesting, it does! The story doesn't end with a 'bye bye' ending... We need a twist, people! So, chapter one of the tale. Part deux! You've seen it on TV, and you laughed, cried, smiled, and much more. Now, let's twist it up with part deux! The second adventure.
"We get it, Cody, you were just trying to spice the day up with roh-mance!" Zack sighed, "But it's time you became a man and moved on from her. Now, you say goodbye to Bailey, and move on to a hotter girl. By the way, if I were you, I would've just had a little fun with her... Naw?"
"By fun, do you mean sex?" Cody rolled his eyes.
"Come on bro, you know you would like that with her!" Zack exclaimed, "It's time you manned up and learned more about some sex with the ladies, man! Come on!"
"Life isn't all about fucking some girl," Cody snapped, "I prefer the romance, Zack."
"But did that go well with her?" Zack asked, "Did it, Cody?"
"No," Cody replied, "But it wasn't the romance's fault! Romance never goes wrong standing alone! I have the charm. It's a Martin family trait, we know it, Mom knows it."
"If I were you I would've fucked the girl then dumped her." Zack said.
"I'm not that rude!" Cody sighed, "Plus, I love Bailey. Now, I don't even have her. I'd rather never have sex with her, rather than not being with her at all."
"Dude, you don't get a girl for herself, or you're a douche. A big douchebag!" Zack yelled, "You get a girl depending on how big her boobies are. Get the point in a girl? For the sex, douche!"
"Stop calling me a douche!" Cody snapped, "And I would never pick a lady for her breasts, Zack. I pick her, for the love and personality she has. Not the beauty. But Bailey's hot."
"I wouldn't date an ugly Betty even if she was the brightest girl in the world." Zack said.
"You're a really bad example," Cody said, "If I ever have a kid, I wouldn't let him ever talk to you. Uncle Zack isn't a good example for my little kid... Girl or boy, no visits for Uncle Zack!"
"That makes Uncle Zack sad," Zack made a fake sad face, "I don't care about your future little boy."
"You're the real douche, Zack," Cody sighed, "You're a douche because you only care about a girl for her beauty and breasts. What else is there in romance for you, dude?"
"That is not true you liar!" Zack yelled, "I also care about how good she is when having sex!"
"What did you see in a girl when you didn't know about sex?" Cody asked.
"Probably beauty," Zack replied, "I wonder how I got to know about sex."
"Just came to us." Cody said.
"I think you should get back together with Bailey, man," Zack said, "You're such a grouchy douche when you're not with her! What happened to you!?"
"Hey! I don't love Bailey anymore! I got over her 5 seconds ago!" Cody yelled.
"Dude, how does your penis feel when you are around Bailey?" Zack asked.
"That is such an inappropriate question," Cody replied, "And of course, my penis feels normal. Why would you ask anything like that?"
"So, if you saw Bailey right now, your penis would feel normal?" Zack asked.
"Yeah." Cody replied, "Why?"
"We'll see about that, you big, fat, douchebag!" Zack grinned.
CHAPTER 2
The next day. The next part to Breakup in Paris Part Deux! The second (deux) edition to the tragic Suite Life on Deck event. Thank you for reading the next part to part deux!
"Zack, what do you want?" Cody asked.
"Well, you told me that your penis always feels normal around Bailey," Zack replied, "So I can prove that you still love Bailey, just with your penis's honest opinion, alright?"
"You're going too far with this," Cody sighed, "You're going to test my penis's word, then fine! Where's that girl? Let's see what she's got for me!"
"I told her that there's a big study group of people who think they're smarter than her," Zack said, "I lied, obviously. She's waiting in the hall."
Cody slightly opened the door. He hadn't seen Bailey's face since the breakup day itself! He itched his ear as he walked outside to the hall. There she was, her beautiful self standing there, angrily.
"Zack probably lied about the study group," Bailey sighed, "I knew I couldn't trust that bastard. So... Cody! What's new?"
"Ehm... I was just talkin' to Zack..." Cody felt his penis tingle.
"Is something wrong with you?" Bailey asked, "You seem a little awkward right now."
"I think I'm in a handful right now," Cody said, "I'm really busy. So, I gotta go, alright? Sorry to breakout on you. See you later!"
"Is something wrong with your... Boy thingy," Bailey bit her lip, "Why is it straight? It's creeping me out..."
"The term is erection," Cody told her the truth, "It's a little thing for men. I don't wanna crack my thingy so I should probably not do any stretching."
"Maybe I should leave you and your thingy alone," Bailey began to jet off, "See you later."
Zack stepped out.
"How'd it go and feel, dude?" Zack asked.
"I-I'm in love, Zack," Cody replied, "With Bailey. As soon as I started talking to her... My penis got the feeling. It's own mind. Then... It just went erect! How is that possible?"
"You love her," Zack said, "And you admitted it."
"I know." Cody sighed.
"See, you need to make your move, dude!" Zack cried, "You're gonna let her wash away! Then, every time you talk to her, your penis will be erect! Until you have her back! Or you'll keep thinking your stupid because you don't have her, and then, viola, erect penis for you."
"Dude, I can't manage to have an erect one every time I talk to her!" Cody exclaimed, worried.
"Don't worry, man," Zack smiled, "Get back together with her. Then you'll be rid of it."
"Yeah, but how can I do that when my penis gets erect when I talk to her?" Cody asked, "I know I need to be with her, but if my thingy feels like that... Then how?"
"Sex," Zack said, "Girls love to have sex with guys with erect penises."
"Did you have an erect penis when you had sex with Tiffany?" Cody asked.
"Yeah," Zack replied, "It would've been better if I was trying to get her pregnant, but, I put on protection. Normally, it would help sperm go faster. But, I'm too young to get a girl pregnant already. But, for ZackAttack, it's possible in a moment. Mom wouldn't be happy."
"No duh," Cody snapped, "Is sex the only way? Can't I just bare with the erect penis for one talk and a then a date?"
"Whatever floats your boat," Zack sighed, "But sex is the fun way. Plus, how can she leave a douche like you after she had sex with you? Not possible. Get her pregnant."
"No!" Cody yelled, "I'll have the stupid sex with her, but I'm not getting her pregnant, then getting her to a hospital, then becoming a father!"
"Yeah, that's a big jump," Zack said, "As it is, it's gonna be hard for you to seduce her down to having sex with the biggest douche is school. You!"
"I'm not a douche!" Cody yelled.
"Whatever," Zack sighed, "You gotta get in a room, alone with her, so she feels awkward, too. Avoid the erection, by keeping it cool, just for once."
"Whoo! I'm glad you didn't mean snap the penis by avoiding," Cody said with relief, "Snapping it can lead to the organ bleeding or having problems. Wouldn't want that to happen."
"Anyways," Zack got back on to topic,  "Just seduce her like you can. Act sexy for sex. Heh."
"Hopefully I can get it right," Cody sighed, "But I really don't want to have sex with her."
"Come on, you can wear protection," Zack pleaded, "After all the fun you had with her, she can't breakup with you again! It's making love with fun, dude! Learn how to do it."
"Fine, I'll try it," Cody gave in, "Well, I guess it's go-time then."
CHAPTER 3
COMING SOON

Biased Choices

Description: Cody is the judge of a new 'talent' type of show like American Idol. But, things turn dramatic for him when his old girlfriend, Bailey, auditions. An amazing guy also is in the competition, but Cody doesn't know if his feelings should get in the way of his choice.
CHAPTER 1: Auditions
"Welcome! This is the new show, Got Talent? sponsered by American Idol!" Jeremiah Trouse said, "I'm your host, Jeremiah Trouse! Our three judges, Cody Martin, Billy Boyy, and Trent West. Let's get to the first auditionee!"
"Bring that talented person out!" Billy Boyy screamed, "I can't wait to feel the talent from these auditionees!"
"Yeah, Billy Boyy!" Trent smiled, "Come on Jeremiah, let's bring the fire out tonight, and feel it's burn!"
"Our judges are in a good and excited mood tonight," Jeremiah grinned, "The thing is, there's one judge who we haven't even heard speaking! Cody Martin! Come on man!"
"Woosh, I'm just as excited for tonight," Cody said, "I would be delighted to see these wonderful souls' talents. It's so great to have such talented people be here tonight."
"Well, we got those exciting words out of his mouth!" Jeremiah exclaimed, "Please welcome our first auditionee! Brandon Hills! Come on out, Brandon!"
"It's so great to be here," Brandon said, "I'm waiting for the judges to see what I have to share with them. I really hope I can make it to the next round. But, being here is an accomplishment, isn't it?"
"Yes, yes it is, Brandon," Trent said, "Now, what talent do you have to share with us?"
"Well, it's been a life-long dream of mine to sing," Brandon smiled, "I've always had a fear to sing in front of crowds, but today, I think I'm going to feel alive."
"Somebody has some good confidence today!" Billy Boyy exclaimed, "Did you give the sound man, Greg James, your track? Or is it an acappella your singing for us?"
"I gave the soundman my track," Brandon said, "I'm ready."
"Go ahead." Cody said.
The track began to play.
"Holding everything I've seen behind," Brandon sang, "I've waited a million years, just to see the smile on your face, when I kissed you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... I've always loved your smi-ile. But I never got one for myself. All the other guys, around the town, could make you smi-i-e-ayle! I ain't good enough. I ain't great enough. I ain't the one for you-ooh. If I can't make ya smile, I can't get you to. Then I. Ain't. The one for you-oooooh, yeah."
"ENOUGH!" Billy Boyy yelled, "What the hell is this? What song is this?"
"I wrote it..." Brandon said in a small voice.
"This is idiotic," Billy Boyy said, "I can't believe you came today with a song you wrote. I wanted to hear some real music, Brandon! You make me wanna say, fuck you! every minute! Why, why did you bring your 'talent' here?"
The truth was Billy was jealous of his talent.
"Fuck off," Trent said, "That was amazing, Brandon! I guess we're voting now. Billy, this is obvious, but yes or no?"
"No, and stick a dick in it," Billy Boyy snapped, "A motherfucker could play better."
Brandon's eyes were filled with anger and tears.
"Cody, yes or no?" Trent asked.
"Yes," Cody replied, "Haste is a way of life, let the critics handle it. But Brandon, you got some talent here. Bill's just a little under the weather now. You're gonna go to the next round if Trent says yes."
"Thank you, judge Cody." Brandon smiled.
"Trent, your music is from your heart, and that's amazing," Trent said, "You're going to the next round, baby!"
"Horror..." Billy Boyy sighed.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Brandon cried.

Bailey's Truth ON DECK ENTRY by SilverPenCaptain

CHAPTER 1: A Gift From Cody
"Happy birthday!" Cody exclaimed, "Bailey... Heh. I left your gift on the table. Please open mine first, will ya?"
"Alright," Bailey replied as she pulled away from her new boyfriend, Zack, "I promise I will. If I forget, and you still want me to, be sure to remind me."
"Just one question," Cody sighed, "When did this happen?"
"What?" Bailey was confused, "OH!" Bailey laughed, "Me and Zack, right? That's what you're wondering about! Isn't it? Is it?"
"Yeah," Cody said, "I was just wondering after I saw you pull your lips off his. I didn't want to ruin the 'casual' moment, though." Cody smiled, it was her birthday. He didn't want to frown and make this a horrible day.
But the pain in his chest just wouldn't go away! He never got to tell Bailey that he loved her! When did Zack get the guts to get with the girl that Cody loved?! Cody thought that Zack had gave up in the art of bothering Cody with love problems.
"Zack has been so nice to me all week," Bailey begun, "Then, he topped it off with something BIG! When I walked in to my cabin, Zack was there, and he gave me tickets to my favorite band of all time! Big Time Rush!"
"I thought it was Hannah Montana..." Cody muttered, "Anyways, how did you guys actually get together?"
Zack continued for her.
"Well, I gave her the ticket," Zack said, "I got one for myself, too. I took her with me, and it was really fun! We called it a date, and kissed. She's my girl now, Codes. We even got to meet the band members! My favorite was Logan!"
"Oh, Zacky," Bailey got lost in his eyes, "Let's go have a good time. See you later, Cody."
Cody waved as the happy couple walked away, holding hands. Watching them walk away, he quickly pulled his cell phone out. Dialed a number he had known for a long time.
"Hello, this is 'Concert 2 U' facility," A man said, "I'm Wayne Newberg, and I will be assisting you today. I will need your name. Please mention right now if you have dialed the wrong number. Time is ticking."
"Sorry to bother you. But, I have called the right number," Cody said, "I need a concert and I need one now!"
"It's much more than that, kid," Wayne sighed over the phone, "First of all, I asked you for your name, too. Second of all, you didn't give me any information! I need the name of the band, at least! And your adress, so we can get the band to come play a concert for you."
"Oh, sorry. Hi, Wayne. It's Cody again," Cody smiled, "You know, Cody Martin. I used to let my mother be one of the people serving your facility."
"Gosh, Cody! My man!" Wayne exclaimed, "Kid, how can I help you, today?"
"You see, you know ol' Zack. Remember him? He's my brother," Cody said, "And he got this girl that I've been trying to woo for a long time, now. And this girl happens to be a fan of Big Time Rush. Does your facility have these guys?"
"You're in luck, Cody," Wayne said, "BTR signed a contract with our company just YESTERDAY! You're in damn luck, buddy. So, where are you now, my friend?"
"Well, we've just docked by California," Cody explained, "I've boarded on the S.S. Tipton in the San Fransisco Harbor. I need you to get a concert for BTR on this deck A.S.A.P. Make sure the guys thank Cody Martin for bringing them out. I need Bailey to know it was me. Yeah, she's the girl."
"San Fransisco Harbor, eh? Good. We're not far from there!" Wayne exclaimed, "We should be there in just a little bit. What type of celebration is this for? Birthday, prom, party, nonsense? Heh, just wondering."
"It's Bailey's birthday." Cody said.
"Oh! Tell her I wished her, if she has any idea who Wayne Newberg is!" Wayne laughed.
"I'll try. Can you just tell me one thing..." Cody sighed, "How much will this concert cost? I'm on a budget, but I really need to get this concert for this girl!"
"For you, since your mother has served," Wayne sighed, "I guess I could make this free of charges."
"REALLY!?" Cody screamed.
"Yeah." Wayne smiled.
"Thank you! Bye, Wayne!" Cody exclaimed.
"Bye, Codeeeyster," Wayne laughed, "This is a one-time thing, maybe. But, make sure to keep calling me, boy. I like you a lot. Way more than old Zack. He still doesn't seem to be the best brother."
"He isn't..." Cody said and hung up.
In less than an hour, Zack and Bailey were hugging as a large cake was laid out on the Sky Deck on a fancy platter. The cake read, Happy Birthday, Bailey!
"Oh, thank you, guys!" Bailey exclaimed, "How could this birthday be any better than it is, now?!"
Cody waited for a while to get one slice of the cake. He sat alone, eating the tiny piece that Zack cut him. Nobody even offered to sit with Cody. Zack and Bailey, after cutting all the cake, were sitting together. They fed each other cake.
CHAPTER 2: The Gift Arrives
Soon enough, a bunch of crew workers boarded. Cody was so glad that they had docked on this very day. Just the best day to get this band for the girl he was determined to win over! The crew workers set up the ship's tiny stage. But, the crew workers replaced the curtains with ones that said, Big Time Rush on them. They were black curtains.
"What's going on?" Bailey was confused.
"Settle down, everyone," An old crew worker said, "Nothing is 'going on' that's bad. Just a little surprise for the birthday girl!"
"A surprise!" Bailey exclaimed, "I'm the birthday girl! For me!? Oh, Zacky! I bet you did this! Didn't you?"
"Well, baby," Zack smiled, "Yes."
Having no idea that he was lying, Bailey yanked Zack in to a hug. She kissed him with passion on the lips. Loving it, Zack kissed back. Oh, damn. Her lips tasted so good! After the kiss ended, Zack took her hand, as the crew workers set up chairs. One of them allowed them to sit down.
"The birthday girl gets first choice," The worker said, "Have a seat, deary. If you want the boy here to sit down with you, then he can."
"I do want him to." Bailey nodded.
Zack sat down in the chair next to her, and held her hand tightly.
"So, Zack," Bailey said, "What exactly is this? I know it says my favorite band up there, but really want to know the exact thing you have planned for me."
"Well, um," Zack stammered, "I just got BTR to have a concert right on this ship! Just for you, my love!"
A black haired man stepped on the small stage. The man tapped his microphone, making a loud and annoying sound. It got all the guests' attention.
"I'm glad that got your attention. Ladies and gentlemen, I am David Sean, your host for tonight!" David announced, "Please, the surprise for the birthday girl, Bailey Pickett! And who do we have to thank other than CODY MARTIN!?"
"Cody?" Bailey was shocked, "Zack, do you have something to tell me?"
"I didn't do this for you." Zack admitted.
"I figured," Bailey rolled her eyes, "I'm gonna go sit with someone else. Call me when I can trust you again."
Bailey got up and sat next to Cody. Zack's pained face showed how Cody felt before Bailey was sitting with him.
"Let's not wait further more," David said, "Please welcome, Big Time Rush! Playing 'Boyfriend' for all of the guests tonight! Please enjoy these 4 hit singer boys!"
Bailey smiled as she listened to the song. Her body was swaying as the lovely music filled her ears.
"All I want is to be your b-b-b-boyfriend." Logan, James, Kendall, and Carlos sang together, "B-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend! All I want is to be your boy_"
The crowd began to cheer as all of them walked away.
"Thank you, Cody," Bailey whispered, "For the best birthday I've ever had. I really have to thank you. I've never noticed how kind you are, Cody."
Zack was walking to get a snack. But then, he noticed Cody and Bailey talking. Zack only slow-walked, so he could hear what they were talking about.
"You were really nice to do this for me." Bailey said.
"I just wanted to make this a really fun day that you'll remember for life," Cody said, "Did I do a good job?"
"Hell yeah," Bailey laughed, "Like I said, the best one I've ever had! I'll never forget this."
She wrapped her arms around Cody, in a sweet hug. Zack grew jealous, but Cody felt so cozy in her arms!
"Are you going to open my gift?" Cody asked.
"I almost forgot. I will now," Bailey replied, "Come with?"
"Sure, I'll come with you," Cody said, "But... Why aren't you hanging around with Zack? He's your boyfriend! You didn't even sit with him during the romantic concert."
"When I'm in a relationship with him," Bailey sighed, "I don't feel the honesty. He doesn't even tell me the truth anymore! How can I know when I love him?"
"So..." Cody said, "Are you going to break up with him, or stay with him?"
"That's what I don't know." Bailey tried to smile, but just couldn't.
Cody suddenly felt stupid for making her unhappy, "Um... I gotta go. Right now. Sorry I have to miss the rest of your birthday."
"B-but... Cody!" Bailey stammered, "What about the birthday gift you gave me! I wanted to open it with you!"
But, it was too late. Cody had already ran off to his cabin, feeling full guilt.
CHAPTER 3
"Bailey, right?" A hot guy shook her hand, "Remember me? I'm Logan, from BTR!"
"Logan!" Bailey exclaimed, "You remember me? And you came to talk to me again? I thought that was like a one-time thing!"
"You're so funny," Logan laughed, "After the concert, I just didn't know it was your birthday. Happy birthday!"
"Well, thanks," Bailey smiled, "I can't believe Cody got all of you guys out to give me a great birthday party. I'll tell you one thing. This was the best birthday I've ever had. Thanks, Logan. If you see Cody anywhere, can you tell him I thanked him again?"
"Your welcome from me," Logan said, "If I can recognize a Cody Martin, I might be able to."
"Okay." Bailey sighed.
Zack stormed up to Logan and Bailey.
"Wow! It's you Zack!" Logan exclaimed, "How did you like today's concert? Better than last time, wasn't it, man?"
"Shut it, Logan," Zack snapped, "Get your paws off my woman."
"I wasn't doing anything," Logan protested, "Bailey was just thanking BTR and Cody for setting this concert up for her."
"Yeah, sure." Zack rolled his eyes, "What did this monk do to you?"
"Nothing," Bailey snapped, "Nothing at all. You're just annoying me right now, Zack. That's my only problem right now."
"Ignoring him," Logan sighed, "Wait... Did you thank the crew guys?" Logan pointed to the bearded one, "That's George Walter," He pointed to a different one and said, "That's Butch Johnson..." And Logan went on introducing all the crew guys.
"Yeah, I get it," Bailey laughed, "I just can't believe it! It's always been such an honor to meet you, Logan! Please, go away, Zack."
Zack rolled his eyes and walked away.
"Bailey, I'm just a teen pop singer," Logan said, "It's not a big thing!"
"Yeah it is, stop trying to make me say something complimenting how it's a big thing," Bailey giggled, "The truth is, I want to be a singer, someday, too. How did you get in the record deals, Logan?"
"Let me get one thing straight before," Logan smiled, "People on the internet say BTR scalped themselves to get in the record deals! NOT true! Well, I won't tell you how I got in. But I can tell you how you can get in."
"Me?" Bailey was confused, "How I can become a famous singer?"
"Yeah you," Logan replied, laughing, "Tell you what, I'll set a little deal up with you, okay? I, being in the pop world, know some people. There's this guy who we had to turn down. This guy is super famous, and he's a nice guy! He's Jeffery Wall!"
"Jeff Wall!" Bailey exclaimed, "I've admired all the singers he put in to the world. Danny Breech, Johnson Glase! And a bunch more! Do you think he could actually put me in to stardom?"
"Of course," Logan grinned, "Any girl or guy with talent can just get an appointment with Jeff and then show their talent off!"
"But how am I supposed to get an appointment with Jeffery Wall! He produces the greatest music!" Bailey exclaimed, "My future could be so bright if I could get one!"
"Didn't I tell you there was a deal?" Logan reminded, "Here's what I can do for you... I am in close contact with Jeff Wall, you see. I can get anyone appointment with him, but I have to recommend them for him. Jeffery Wall told me after Gustavo turned him down, that if I saw any people that might be a part in his music business, to just give him a call!"
"Wait, wait, wait... I'm really happy that you'd do this for me," Bailey sighed, "But, what is the catch? What's your side to this deal? What do you want in return?"
"If you want to get an appointment," Logan said, "Just ask this girl... There's this girl I really like named Camielle. Um... If you could hook us up, that'd be great. Would you?"
"If I get that music appointment!" Bailey exclaimed.
"Great, Bailey!" Logan smiled, "So it's a deal. I'll give Jeffery Wall a call right now. Make sure not to forget about my side."
"I won't," Bailey said, "I'm so excited!"
"Well, who wouldn't be?" Logan laughed, "Happy birthday, Bailey, again! And good luck with your audition after I get you one!"

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Dying to Give Him One by sexyguy

CHAPTER 1
"Stacey, I just want to know why you brought me here," I said, "I'm not even hungry today! Plus I have to get to a job interview soon!"
Ever since I graduated college, my life had been busy. All day, I was kicking it to the local job wanters, hunting for an open job! No longer could I depend on my parents. My life was on my own way now.
"I just didn't want you to be hungry," Stacey sighed, "You know, before the job interview. Come on, Bailey! Just sit down and talk to me! It's been a while since we've had a real girl talk chat."
"Somebody is feeling lonely," I laughed, "Stace, you don't have to worry. I'm not gonna change myself just because of a job."
"That's what you're doing right now!" Stacey exclaimed.
"Fine, fine," I sighed, "We'll grab a bite, have some girl talk, and then I'll head off."
"Thank you," Stacey proudly smiled, "I have my girl back, don't I? Now I don't have to force you to come to every place."
"Well, just because I said that, doesn't mean I'm not going to need time for work..." I reminded.
"I know, girlfriend," Stacey said, "But... Like... What if you don't even get the job, just for instance."
"There are tons more offerings, Stacey," I sighed, "I just have to take one step at a time. Now... Now I remember Cody again."
"Oh, poor you, Bailey! I thought you got your mind off him," Stacey said sympathetically, "I understand! The Jordan Sparks concert on the ship!"
"Yeah," I sobbed, "He put his arm around me during the concert, then kissed me."
"Well, girlfriend," Stacey said, "This is the real world. You might meet him again someday."
"I doubt it," I sighed, "I just can't believe I made that mistake of walking away! Plus, I thought we were so right for each other! And then I guess I just expected fate to put us back together that way. I didn't know I had to go tell him how I feel."
"Come on, Bails..." Stacey said.
"Bails... BAILS!" I sobbed, "Cody used to call me Bails! It was like... Like his sweet little pet name for me! Ugh! Why did he have to be such a sweet guy! Tell me, Stacey! TELL ME!"
"Hello," A guy said, "I work here, and I will be taking your order today. I'm David, and this is my friend, Cole. He also works here with me."
Cole had handsome blond hair, and a sweet smile. He actually shook my hand! Cole took a notepad from his pocket, and a pencil.
"What can I get you gorgeous ladies?" Cole asked.
Stacey and I both giggled.
I bet you don't know who Stacey is! Well, a little bit before I broke up with Cody, Stacey boarded the ship. She was a new student, so I showed her a bit around. It was also a way to get my mind off Cody. I basically hung out with her! We became like best friends! Stacey always got me away from the temptations of acting like Cody's girlfriend, and over thinking about him. She taught me how to treat him just as a friend, instead of acting like a girlfriend, or an enemy. Stacey told me I can act that way if I start dating him... Well, act like his girlfriend... Not be his enemy!
"Wow, you're so sweet, Cole," I said, "May I have a burger? Please make it veggie. I don't like to eat animals."
"And you're sweet to our animals," Cole laughed, "I got it down for the lady. David, you get the other nice lady's order. I'll just take this girl's."
David's eyes were locked on Stacey's.
"I would be glad to." David seemed really happy.
"Any drinks?" Cole asked, "Juice, milk, water, soda, wine?"
"I don't drink wine," I laughed, "And I don't want to spend anymore money."
"Don't be silly!" Cole laughed, "It's on the house from me! So, what can I get you to drink, NOW?"
"That was just TOO kind!" I exclaimed, "Oh, by the way, I'm Bailey. I'll just take water. After you get my order, can you come sit with me?"
"My boss would kill me." Cole replied, "Sitting on my shift."
I smiled a bit, "Tell him the customer ordered a Cole."
Cole giggled and said, "Sure. But only if he asks!"
"I dare you," I laughed back, "You're sweet."
"Thanks, you, too," Cole said, "I'll get your order faster than everyone else's. Just because. Because. That's why."
"Oh, wow," I smiled, "Why are you being nice to me?"
Cole shrugged, "Just for the lady I like," He winked, "When I come over to this table, can you give me your number? I'll give you mine."
"It would be my pleasure." I smiled sweetly at him.
Cole was amazing! If only Cody were to know that I had moved on to a new guy. Oh, then he would come running back to me! But I'm not going to use Cole. I'm actually going to love him like I loved some other certain guys. That's because, I do love Cole. He's the sweetest gentleman I've ever met!
"So, Stacey..." I sighed, "Did you talk a bit with David over there?" I had a little grin on my face, "Just wondering."
"Yeah, I did talk with him," Stacey smiled, "He's so sweet and cute! How about you and Cole? I'm also just wondering."
"He wants me to give him my number!" I exclaimed, "Plus, he's going to sit with us! Well, me. Right next to me!"
"David said he is going to come here to sit with us, too!" Stacey exclaimed, and then had a smile on her face, "It's a date, Bailey! A double date! You with Cole, me with David!"
"How do we know that they like us?" I asked.
"Well," Stacey rolled her eyes, "Do they even SEEM like they treat any other customer like they just treated us? Now did they, Bailey?"
"No," I sighed, "I guess they are sweet guys. Plus, Cole is way sweeter than Cody was! I can't believe how you can just find love in a diner!"
"Wait a second..." Stacey gasped, "What about your interview! You can't stay hours and hours chatting with Cole now!"
"You're right," I sighed, "I guess it's too good to be true."
"Now Bailey," Stacey said, "You don't say that. You're getting Cole's number! Call him, ask him out! Just talk a bit with Cole as you eat, and then head off to the interview."
"Well, I hope I don't break his heart when I leave for the interview," I said, "Thanks, Stacey. You always have the right words to say for me. You're a true friend."
"Well," Stacey smiled, "That's what friends do!"
All of a sudden, Cole walked up to our table, with a big smile on his face. He gently set the sandwich platter down. He slid over next to me, and put his arm around me.
"So, Bailey," Cole smiled, "I'll give you a piece of my notepad paper. Write your number down for me."
"Okay..." I said, lost in his eyes.
"Hey, Cole," Stacey said, "Do you happen to know where David is?"
"I do," Cole replied, "He's getting your lunch for you. Don't worry, David is almost done."
"Thanks." Stacey smiled.
CHAPTER 2
"Hello, ladies," David smiled, "Stacey... May I sit here with you? It's just like I promised."
"No!" Stacey yelled, "I'm just joking. I really want you to sit here with me. How could I ever dare to say no?"
"Wow," David laughed, "You're really funny, Stacey."
"Thanks," Stacey smiled, "You are, too."
"So, Bailey, how is that sandwich?" Cole asked, "I made it myself."
"Oh, I haven't tried it yet," I replied, "But I will in a second. Let me just reply to this text I got."
Darren Saursenson:
Bailey! Just the girl I needed to talk to! I'm glad your phone is on now. You see, our boss is really angry. He's waiting for you. You got 30 minutes. He wanted you to be here early, but don't sweat it. By the way, our boss doesn't know who you are. Be sure to introduce yourself. That means he doesn't know your name. Good loiks! Bye!
Bailey Pickett:
Thanks, Darren. I just need to finish eating lunch, and say goodbye to my boyfriend. Anyways, tell the boss guy to stop being such an ass! Why should I be there like 30 minutes early? Anyways, I really appreciate you texting me! Bye, thanks again!
I finally took a bite of Cole's sandwich. My mouth was watering for more. I held on to him tightly. Oh, this tasted amazing!
"Oh my gosh, Cole!" I exclaimed, "This tastes AMAZING!"
"Thanks," Cole said, "I tried my best to make it so tasty for the Bailey girl. Why don't you write your number down for me. Please?"
"Sure," I replied, "May I have that notepad paper you were talking about. I'd rather not write it on your hand."
"Well, as long as it would be your number," Cole said, "I wouldn't care. But here."
He handed me a small, torn, lined, piece of paper. He also handed me his pencil. I slowly wrote my name. I made sure it was extra neat, to be sure Cole wouldn't mistake any number for any other.
"Can I have yours, Cole?" I asked.
"Yeah," Cole replied, "I'll get a bit of paper for myself. Hey, can I have my pencil back? I need to write it, obviously."
I nodded and handed him the skinny, yellow pencil. He smiled and wrote his number quickly. But, it was very neat.
"We can talk while I eat," I said, "I would enjoy that."
I took a sip of my water. After swallowing, I took a bite of Cole's sandwich. I offered him bites of the sandwich. We talked, and it was so enjoyable! I see Stacey had the same amount of fun with David. But I think I might just have had a little more.
"Wow, Cole," I smiled, "Today has just been so much fun for me!"
Cole smiled. I closed my eyes and I knew I was leaning in to kiss him. I opened mine just a bit to see Cole still smiling, but leaning in. And his eyes were closed, too. We were almost to the kiss, when my phone made a sound.
"I'm sorry! I have a text!" I exclaimed, "Hold on."
Cole's face looked sad, but he nodded.
Darren Saurensen:
Your welcome, Bailey. But, you need to leave for the interview NOW! Boss is expecting you in like 5 minutes now! There's no time to waste! Finish your sandwich and say bye! NO! You don't have time for that! Just rush!
Bailey Pickett:
Fine.
"I'm sorry, Cole!" I cried, "I have to go!"
Stacey's eyes were shocked. So were David and Cole's. I overheard them after I left. I felt so guilty.
"Maybe she didn't like you," David sighed, "There are other girls."
"David," Cole whispered loudly, "I just don't know where I went wrong! I thought she liked me!"
"After her job interview," Stacey said, "I'll get to the bottom of it. I'm her best friend, so I can handle ANY Bailey situations. You just hand tight, Cole."
"Thanks, Stacey." Cole said in a sad tone.
CHAPTER 3

Love O' Matic (A Phineas and Ferb Story) by Babyboy

CHAPTER 1
"Jeremy... He... HE! I can't believe it!" Candace cried, "He cancelled our date and was walking with another girl! How could he!? He's cheating on me!"
"You realize that Jeremy and you aren't officially dating, right?" Phineas raised an eyebrow at his sister.
"Yeah, yeah... Don't be such a smart-alec," Candace sighed, "It's just not fair! That girl just walks in and steals him! How will I ever know if he loves or has feelings for me!? My life is over! RUINED! DONZO!"
"Come on, Candace! Be tough here!" Phineas tried to cheer up, "I'm sure there's nothing going on between him and that girl!"
"He was walking on Sunset Beach with her! That's probably a romantic place! He never took ME there! Whether we're dating or not! Shouldn't he have invited me to go to the Sunset Beach for a romantic walk with him?" Candace sobbed.
"Boys, Candace!" Linda exclaimed, "I'm going to go down to the antique store with Lawrence. Candace, I guess I'm leaving you in charge. If anything REALLY goes wrong, give me a call, alright Candace? Now all of you have fun while I'm gone!"
"Thanks, Mom." Phineas smiled as she walked away.
"What's the point in taking charge?" Candace sighed, "I'm going to go lie down in bed and think about how my life is totally stupid. Alright? Do whatever. I am not gonna bother to call her either if you guys do anything... That is crazy. Not anything. Only your normal schemes and all. You know..."
"Well, sadly, Candace, I've never known what you meant by us having 'crazy' schemes," Phineas said, "It's just a little summer activity for fun!"
"Shut it, Phineas..." Candace mumbled.

'Forget You'\'Fuck You' If I was Richer, Bailey... (Songfic) by CeLoGreenOFan

I noticed that there were NO songfics, so I decided to make one myself! Please enjoy this song that I fell in love with, Forget You or Fuck You by Ce Lo Green.
CHAPTER 1
I see you driving ’round town
With the girl i love  and i’m like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I saw Holden taking hands of MY girlfriend, Bailey! She's supposed to be mine! FUCK HIM!
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
Was the 69 cents in my pocket not enough for her? Fuck that guy! And now, forget about her. She knew I liked her! We were dating! Fuck her, too! This Cody Martin is just gonna fuck you both off!
I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
Look at Bailey, fawning over Holden. I mean, after all, he comes from a rich family. Well... If I was richer, would I still be with her?
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
My heart is breaking up seeing this sight... The pain in my chest is growing hard to battle. I walk up to you right now and say.
"Hey Bailey," I say, "I wish you the best. You, too, Holden! FUCK YOU BOTH!"
I couldn't believe I just said that to my girlfriend!
Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a ferrari,
But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.
"Sorry Bailey, I can't afford that ferrari Holden is driving there." I say.
She doesn't say a word back to me. Did my 'fuck you' get her?
I guess he’s an xbox and i’m more atari,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.
"Say Bailey, that game yer playin' ain't fair with me," I say, "He's like an x-box, I'm the old school atari, the one that ain't cost too much moneh, and neither make that moneh. Se see ya, honeh!"
Bailey has never seen me like this!
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh"I pity you Holden," I say, "Bailey here tries to wipe my pockets, she digs for the money. And Bailey I think you should know somethin'."
She finally speaks.
"I'm appalled, but what?" She asks.
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Go tell your new boyfriend," I say, "C'mon tell him this."
Holden scratches his ear.
Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
‘Cause being in love with you ass ain’t cheap.
"Holden I still pity ya because I had to do so much! I had to beg and steal, lie and cheat! Just to keep er' just to please er'! Being in love with er' ain't cheap, man! Now I lost er' after all I did!" I cry.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Bailey did you get the message? I hope you did, too, Holden." I say.
Now baby, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
"Hey Bailey I just wanna know why you wanna hurt me so bad?" I ask, "What did I ever do to you? You tore my heart, made me please you, and now I lose the game? C'mon, baby!"
"Um..." She couldn't say anything.  
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
“this is one for your dad”
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!"I tried to tell my mommy, email and text! Person and all! But she said it's for my dad! " I cry.
"That's sweet..." She sighs.
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!"But Bailey after all I said, I still love you... So why you do this to me? Was it cuz I ain't richa?" I sigh.
"You're really weird," She laughs and kisses me, "FUCK YOU!"
I'm guessing that was to Holden, because she got out of the car and we walkd away together. Holden was angry, and he drove off.
"Fuck him." I smile.

Years Later by Mugmug

SUMMARY: Jame Naddo and Cody Martin are about to get married,m years later after they got together. Bailey still hasn't found her Mr. Right, until hope hits her head. Will the couples all bond together as friends again? Or will everything lead to worse matters? Will all be happy together?

I have practiced my writing. Please note this is just a bit better than my first story, and I tried to correct all my grammar as quickly as I could! Thank you!

-Mugmug

CHAPTER 1

Bailey shed to tears well she got an invite to Cody's wedding.

Dear Bailey,

I'm sure we can be friends again after I nastily broke up with you. Be happy, because I'm saying sorry to you. I want us to be fond best friends again, and forget all the words of hate I've used on you. As a friend, I want you to attend my wedding, with my true love, Jame Naddo. Please attend, if you are my best friend. Now that we have left the ship, we're on our own ways. But I still want us to be friends, and friends forever.

Couple Getting Married: Jame Naddo and Cody Martin.

Date: January 10th, 2018

Time: 12:00 PM

Jame and I will be preparing a nice lunch for the guests. I'm sure you still love my cooking, don't ya!? I hope to see you there, Bailey!

- Cody Martin, future husband of Jame Naddo

To my dear best friend, Bailey Pickett

"Hey girly gal," Bailey felt a hand touch hers, "Remember me? I hope you do! Seven years, and I hope you still do! Never came back to Kansas, did ya now?"

Her eyes widened.

"Moose?" Bailey was shocked.

"There ya go, pumpkin... Ya still remember me," Moose smiled, "Oh, I graduated college in Kettlecorn Community College, and now I got my degree. I'm still a single man, ain't I? So, ya still with that nasty Cody?"

"Well... No. He invited me to his wedding with Jame Naddo the snob," Bailey sighed, "I still like him though. I don't know what to do, Moose!"

"My little daisy, forget about Cody! He moved on," Moose said, still holding Bailey's hand, "There is a single man out there who you used to date. And he's still looking for love with ya."

"Who is that?" Bailey asked confused.

"Silly gal, it's your old boyfriend," Moose proudly grinned, "Me! Moose Billings! C'mon, get along with me! Ya still like me, don'tcha?"

"I am still single, and my other ex-boyfriend is getting married with that snobby girl," Bailey sighed, "And you are pretty cute, still."

"I knew you'd finally understand us, Bailey!" Moose exclaimed, "Whaddya say we have our marriage now?!"

"Moosey, I haven't even talked with my parents yet," Bailey said, "We need time first. Just start out as girlfriend and boyfriend first..."

"Well, for all I know, your parents love me! I'm the future guy for ya!" Moose grinned, "Come on, your parents will surely agree. But I can wait for ya, darling. Some day you will be my real gal. That day you will be known as Mrs. Bailey Billings!"

"That sounds great..." Bailey sarcastically sighed.

CHAPTER 2

"Jamie Jame," Cody smiled, "I can't wait! I sent all the invitations out, and we should go smoothly. Our wedding is in exactly 7 days! Just 1 week to go!"

"I am so excited, too!" Jame exclaimed, "It's already the 3rd. I hope everyone we invited can attend... Well, except Bailey."

"Honey, you know she used to be my girlfriend, and is my best friend," Cody sighed, "Just respect her. We have nothing going on right now."

"You better not leave me for her." Jame demanded.

"Why would I do that?" Cody laughed, "We're just friends! Jame, you know you're my one and only love."

"Oh, Cody," Jame took a breath, "You always make me feel so special."

"As your boyfriend and future husband," Cody smiled, "That's what I do! Well, because I love you. If I didn't, would I do it?"

"Wow, sweetie," Jame laughed, "You have smarts no matter what we're talking about! I'm so glad I got in to Yale with you. I bet that Bailey girl would've ditched you if she got in to Harvard herself."

"Come on, Jame," Cody said, "Bailey is like... Like my best friend! In fact, she is my best friend! If we were still dating, she'd adjust anything for me."

"You know I would, too, Cody," Jame smiled at her boyfriend, "To think I didn't get pregnant when we had sex..."

"I'm glad you didn't," Cody sighed, "I don't think I was, and still am, ready to be a father."

"Well, I'm not ready to be a mother, obviously," Jame said, "If we had a kid, what would you name him or her, Cody?"

"Hmm, if it was a boy, I would name him Luke," Cody replied, "If it was a girl, I would name her Jamey... If you didn't like that name, I would name her Sophie..."

"Luke is such a cute name, honey," Jame laughed, "Jamey! That is adorable for you to say something like that, sweetie! Sophie, I love that, too. Whatever our child's name would be, I would be happy as long as I am with you."

"Alright, honey, I need to go buy a tuxedo for our wedding," Cody said, "Do you want to come, or wait here, at home?"

"I'll stay home," Jame replied, "I already got my dress for the wedding. It's that pretty white one I never thought I'd wear. Most of the guys thought I was snobby at my old school."

"You're no snob to me, babe," Cody grinned, "Alright, have fun at home. I hope I can get a satin tux. They look the best on me. Yeah, they're pricey, but it's real silk!"

"You look great in any tuxedo, darling," Jame laughed, "You don't need a fancy one, but if you want a fancy one, knock yourself out. But remember, babe, money doesn't grow on trees!"

"Yeah, yeah. I'll buy the one that looks the best," Cody sighed, "Bye, hon!"

"See ya!" Jame exclaimed as he walked out the door.

CHAPTER 3

Before going to the store, Cody stopped at the post office. He wanted to mail a letter to his mom! He forgot to tell her!

"Whoa! Is that you, Bails!?" Cody's eyes widened as he saw here, "I didn't expect you to be in the post office!"

"I didn't expect to see you, Cody," Bailey said, "I got your wedding invite. How is Jame? What are you mailing here?"

"Well, Jame is amazing! I am excited! Glad you got our message... Is my apology accepted? Anyways, I'm here to mail my mom an invitation to my wedding," Cody said, "So, what are you doing here? What are you mailing?"

"Oh," Bailey grinned, "I'm mailing my wedding invitation, too! Here, you can have this one." Bailey handed a shocked Cody an invite.

"Who are you getting married to, Bailey?" Cody asked.

"Only my old ex-boyfriend," Bailey replied, "And now boyfriend, again, Moose! Well, I wanted to stay friends with him, but he's just so dang hot! First I settled for a relationship, but couldn't get enough of him! Now we're getting married! My parents are so excited! They've always loved Moose a lot."

"Moose Billings?" Cody was shocked, "That jerk who always calls me scrawny?! That guy?!"

"Yeah, him," Bailey said, "I don't blame him for calling you scrawny. You are quite. Anyways, so are you coming to my wedding?"

"I'll have to check my schedule," Cody lied, "Jame and I are really busy with all our love lately! I don't know if I can fit it in! Maybe. Are you coming to my wedding?"

"I was going to... But when I got it, I saw Moose. We fell in love again. Now we're all packed with all these dates," Bailey lied, "After our wedding, we're moving back to Kettlecorn."

"So you're going back to the farm life, farm girl?" Cody asked, "Cool, cool. Jame and I are staying here to live the cool city life. We don't need country life... Jame is from New York."

"A city girl, eh? Well who can live with the crowded city life?" Bailey laughed, "I need the farm."

"Where you can sniff poop all day long?" Cody snapped.

"Shut up," Bailey said, "You're insulting my family, Cody. I'm gonna go now."

Suddenly, as she walked away, Cody felt sparks. He loved it. She was such a bad girl now. He loved how sexy she was. Amazingly hot... He thought of himself as more than best friends with her. What a girl! He liked her new vibe going on.