I noticed that there were NO songfics, so I decided to make one myself! Please enjoy this song that I fell in love with, Forget You or Fuck You by Ce Lo Green.
CHAPTER 1
I see you driving ’round town
With the girl i love and i’m like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I saw Holden taking hands of MY girlfriend, Bailey! She's supposed to be mine! FUCK HIM!
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
Was the 69 cents in my pocket not enough for her? Fuck that guy! And now, forget about her. She knew I liked her! We were dating! Fuck her, too! This Cody Martin is just gonna fuck you both off!
I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
Look at Bailey, fawning over Holden. I mean, after all, he comes from a rich family. Well... If I was richer, would I still be with her?
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
My heart is breaking up seeing this sight... The pain in my chest is growing hard to battle. I walk up to you right now and say.
"Hey Bailey," I say, "I wish you the best. You, too, Holden! FUCK YOU BOTH!"
I couldn't believe I just said that to my girlfriend!
Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a ferrari,
But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.
"Sorry Bailey, I can't afford that ferrari Holden is driving there." I say.
She doesn't say a word back to me. Did my 'fuck you' get her?
I guess he’s an xbox and i’m more atari,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.
"Say Bailey, that game yer playin' ain't fair with me," I say, "He's like an x-box, I'm the old school atari, the one that ain't cost too much moneh, and neither make that moneh. Se see ya, honeh!"
Bailey has never seen me like this!
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh"I pity you Holden," I say, "Bailey here tries to wipe my pockets, she digs for the money. And Bailey I think you should know somethin'."
She finally speaks.
"I'm appalled, but what?" She asks.
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Go tell your new boyfriend," I say, "C'mon tell him this."
Holden scratches his ear.
Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
‘Cause being in love with you ass ain’t cheap.
"Holden I still pity ya because I had to do so much! I had to beg and steal, lie and cheat! Just to keep er' just to please er'! Being in love with er' ain't cheap, man! Now I lost er' after all I did!" I cry.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Bailey did you get the message? I hope you did, too, Holden." I say.
Now baby, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
"Hey Bailey I just wanna know why you wanna hurt me so bad?" I ask, "What did I ever do to you? You tore my heart, made me please you, and now I lose the game? C'mon, baby!"
"Um..." She couldn't say anything.
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
“this is one for your dad”
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!"I tried to tell my mommy, email and text! Person and all! But she said it's for my dad! " I cry.
"That's sweet..." She sighs.
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!"But Bailey after all I said, I still love you... So why you do this to me? Was it cuz I ain't richa?" I sigh.
"You're really weird," She laughs and kisses me, "FUCK YOU!"
I'm guessing that was to Holden, because she got out of the car and we walkd away together. Holden was angry, and he drove off.
"Fuck him." I smile.
LOL!
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