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Friday, May 27, 2011
Dying to Give Him One by sexyguy
CHAPTER 1
"Stacey, I just want to know why you brought me here," I said, "I'm not even hungry today! Plus I have to get to a job interview soon!"
Ever since I graduated college, my life had been busy. All day, I was kicking it to the local job wanters, hunting for an open job! No longer could I depend on my parents. My life was on my own way now.
"I just didn't want you to be hungry," Stacey sighed, "You know, before the job interview. Come on, Bailey! Just sit down and talk to me! It's been a while since we've had a real girl talk chat."
"Somebody is feeling lonely," I laughed, "Stace, you don't have to worry. I'm not gonna change myself just because of a job."
"That's what you're doing right now!" Stacey exclaimed.
"Fine, fine," I sighed, "We'll grab a bite, have some girl talk, and then I'll head off."
"Thank you," Stacey proudly smiled, "I have my girl back, don't I? Now I don't have to force you to come to every place."
"Well, just because I said that, doesn't mean I'm not going to need time for work..." I reminded.
"I know, girlfriend," Stacey said, "But... Like... What if you don't even get the job, just for instance."
"There are tons more offerings, Stacey," I sighed, "I just have to take one step at a time. Now... Now I remember Cody again."
"Oh, poor you, Bailey! I thought you got your mind off him," Stacey said sympathetically, "I understand! The Jordan Sparks concert on the ship!"
"Yeah," I sobbed, "He put his arm around me during the concert, then kissed me."
"Well, girlfriend," Stacey said, "This is the real world. You might meet him again someday."
"I doubt it," I sighed, "I just can't believe I made that mistake of walking away! Plus, I thought we were so right for each other! And then I guess I just expected fate to put us back together that way. I didn't know I had to go tell him how I feel."
"Come on, Bails..." Stacey said.
"Bails... BAILS!" I sobbed, "Cody used to call me Bails! It was like... Like his sweet little pet name for me! Ugh! Why did he have to be such a sweet guy! Tell me, Stacey! TELL ME!"
"Hello," A guy said, "I work here, and I will be taking your order today. I'm David, and this is my friend, Cole. He also works here with me."
Cole had handsome blond hair, and a sweet smile. He actually shook my hand! Cole took a notepad from his pocket, and a pencil.
"What can I get you gorgeous ladies?" Cole asked.
Stacey and I both giggled.
I bet you don't know who Stacey is! Well, a little bit before I broke up with Cody, Stacey boarded the ship. She was a new student, so I showed her a bit around. It was also a way to get my mind off Cody. I basically hung out with her! We became like best friends! Stacey always got me away from the temptations of acting like Cody's girlfriend, and over thinking about him. She taught me how to treat him just as a friend, instead of acting like a girlfriend, or an enemy. Stacey told me I can act that way if I start dating him... Well, act like his girlfriend... Not be his enemy!
"Wow, you're so sweet, Cole," I said, "May I have a burger? Please make it veggie. I don't like to eat animals."
"And you're sweet to our animals," Cole laughed, "I got it down for the lady. David, you get the other nice lady's order. I'll just take this girl's."
David's eyes were locked on Stacey's.
"I would be glad to." David seemed really happy.
"Any drinks?" Cole asked, "Juice, milk, water, soda, wine?"
"I don't drink wine," I laughed, "And I don't want to spend anymore money."
"Don't be silly!" Cole laughed, "It's on the house from me! So, what can I get you to drink, NOW?"
"That was just TOO kind!" I exclaimed, "Oh, by the way, I'm Bailey. I'll just take water. After you get my order, can you come sit with me?"
"My boss would kill me." Cole replied, "Sitting on my shift."
I smiled a bit, "Tell him the customer ordered a Cole."
Cole giggled and said, "Sure. But only if he asks!"
"I dare you," I laughed back, "You're sweet."
"Thanks, you, too," Cole said, "I'll get your order faster than everyone else's. Just because. Because. That's why."
"Oh, wow," I smiled, "Why are you being nice to me?"
Cole shrugged, "Just for the lady I like," He winked, "When I come over to this table, can you give me your number? I'll give you mine."
"It would be my pleasure." I smiled sweetly at him.
Cole was amazing! If only Cody were to know that I had moved on to a new guy. Oh, then he would come running back to me! But I'm not going to use Cole. I'm actually going to love him like I loved some other certain guys. That's because, I do love Cole. He's the sweetest gentleman I've ever met!
"So, Stacey..." I sighed, "Did you talk a bit with David over there?" I had a little grin on my face, "Just wondering."
"Yeah, I did talk with him," Stacey smiled, "He's so sweet and cute! How about you and Cole? I'm also just wondering."
"He wants me to give him my number!" I exclaimed, "Plus, he's going to sit with us! Well, me. Right next to me!"
"David said he is going to come here to sit with us, too!" Stacey exclaimed, and then had a smile on her face, "It's a date, Bailey! A double date! You with Cole, me with David!"
"How do we know that they like us?" I asked.
"Well," Stacey rolled her eyes, "Do they even SEEM like they treat any other customer like they just treated us? Now did they, Bailey?"
"No," I sighed, "I guess they are sweet guys. Plus, Cole is way sweeter than Cody was! I can't believe how you can just find love in a diner!"
"Wait a second..." Stacey gasped, "What about your interview! You can't stay hours and hours chatting with Cole now!"
"You're right," I sighed, "I guess it's too good to be true."
"Now Bailey," Stacey said, "You don't say that. You're getting Cole's number! Call him, ask him out! Just talk a bit with Cole as you eat, and then head off to the interview."
"Well, I hope I don't break his heart when I leave for the interview," I said, "Thanks, Stacey. You always have the right words to say for me. You're a true friend."
"Well," Stacey smiled, "That's what friends do!"
All of a sudden, Cole walked up to our table, with a big smile on his face. He gently set the sandwich platter down. He slid over next to me, and put his arm around me.
"So, Bailey," Cole smiled, "I'll give you a piece of my notepad paper. Write your number down for me."
"Okay..." I said, lost in his eyes.
"Hey, Cole," Stacey said, "Do you happen to know where David is?"
"I do," Cole replied, "He's getting your lunch for you. Don't worry, David is almost done."
"Thanks." Stacey smiled.
CHAPTER 2
"Hello, ladies," David smiled, "Stacey... May I sit here with you? It's just like I promised."
"No!" Stacey yelled, "I'm just joking. I really want you to sit here with me. How could I ever dare to say no?"
"Wow," David laughed, "You're really funny, Stacey."
"Thanks," Stacey smiled, "You are, too."
"So, Bailey, how is that sandwich?" Cole asked, "I made it myself."
"Oh, I haven't tried it yet," I replied, "But I will in a second. Let me just reply to this text I got."
Darren Saursenson:
Bailey! Just the girl I needed to talk to! I'm glad your phone is on now. You see, our boss is really angry. He's waiting for you. You got 30 minutes. He wanted you to be here early, but don't sweat it. By the way, our boss doesn't know who you are. Be sure to introduce yourself. That means he doesn't know your name. Good loiks! Bye!
Bailey Pickett:
Thanks, Darren. I just need to finish eating lunch, and say goodbye to my boyfriend. Anyways, tell the boss guy to stop being such an ass! Why should I be there like 30 minutes early? Anyways, I really appreciate you texting me! Bye, thanks again!
I finally took a bite of Cole's sandwich. My mouth was watering for more. I held on to him tightly. Oh, this tasted amazing!
"Oh my gosh, Cole!" I exclaimed, "This tastes AMAZING!"
"Thanks," Cole said, "I tried my best to make it so tasty for the Bailey girl. Why don't you write your number down for me. Please?"
"Sure," I replied, "May I have that notepad paper you were talking about. I'd rather not write it on your hand."
"Well, as long as it would be your number," Cole said, "I wouldn't care. But here."
He handed me a small, torn, lined, piece of paper. He also handed me his pencil. I slowly wrote my name. I made sure it was extra neat, to be sure Cole wouldn't mistake any number for any other.
"Can I have yours, Cole?" I asked.
"Yeah," Cole replied, "I'll get a bit of paper for myself. Hey, can I have my pencil back? I need to write it, obviously."
I nodded and handed him the skinny, yellow pencil. He smiled and wrote his number quickly. But, it was very neat.
"We can talk while I eat," I said, "I would enjoy that."
I took a sip of my water. After swallowing, I took a bite of Cole's sandwich. I offered him bites of the sandwich. We talked, and it was so enjoyable! I see Stacey had the same amount of fun with David. But I think I might just have had a little more.
"Wow, Cole," I smiled, "Today has just been so much fun for me!"
Cole smiled. I closed my eyes and I knew I was leaning in to kiss him. I opened mine just a bit to see Cole still smiling, but leaning in. And his eyes were closed, too. We were almost to the kiss, when my phone made a sound.
"I'm sorry! I have a text!" I exclaimed, "Hold on."
Cole's face looked sad, but he nodded.
Darren Saurensen:
Your welcome, Bailey. But, you need to leave for the interview NOW! Boss is expecting you in like 5 minutes now! There's no time to waste! Finish your sandwich and say bye! NO! You don't have time for that! Just rush!
Bailey Pickett:
Fine.
"I'm sorry, Cole!" I cried, "I have to go!"
Stacey's eyes were shocked. So were David and Cole's. I overheard them after I left. I felt so guilty.
"Maybe she didn't like you," David sighed, "There are other girls."
"David," Cole whispered loudly, "I just don't know where I went wrong! I thought she liked me!"
"After her job interview," Stacey said, "I'll get to the bottom of it. I'm her best friend, so I can handle ANY Bailey situations. You just hand tight, Cole."
"Thanks, Stacey." Cole said in a sad tone.
CHAPTER 3
"Stacey, I just want to know why you brought me here," I said, "I'm not even hungry today! Plus I have to get to a job interview soon!"
Ever since I graduated college, my life had been busy. All day, I was kicking it to the local job wanters, hunting for an open job! No longer could I depend on my parents. My life was on my own way now.
"I just didn't want you to be hungry," Stacey sighed, "You know, before the job interview. Come on, Bailey! Just sit down and talk to me! It's been a while since we've had a real girl talk chat."
"Somebody is feeling lonely," I laughed, "Stace, you don't have to worry. I'm not gonna change myself just because of a job."
"That's what you're doing right now!" Stacey exclaimed.
"Fine, fine," I sighed, "We'll grab a bite, have some girl talk, and then I'll head off."
"Thank you," Stacey proudly smiled, "I have my girl back, don't I? Now I don't have to force you to come to every place."
"Well, just because I said that, doesn't mean I'm not going to need time for work..." I reminded.
"I know, girlfriend," Stacey said, "But... Like... What if you don't even get the job, just for instance."
"There are tons more offerings, Stacey," I sighed, "I just have to take one step at a time. Now... Now I remember Cody again."
"Oh, poor you, Bailey! I thought you got your mind off him," Stacey said sympathetically, "I understand! The Jordan Sparks concert on the ship!"
"Yeah," I sobbed, "He put his arm around me during the concert, then kissed me."
"Well, girlfriend," Stacey said, "This is the real world. You might meet him again someday."
"I doubt it," I sighed, "I just can't believe I made that mistake of walking away! Plus, I thought we were so right for each other! And then I guess I just expected fate to put us back together that way. I didn't know I had to go tell him how I feel."
"Come on, Bails..." Stacey said.
"Bails... BAILS!" I sobbed, "Cody used to call me Bails! It was like... Like his sweet little pet name for me! Ugh! Why did he have to be such a sweet guy! Tell me, Stacey! TELL ME!"
"Hello," A guy said, "I work here, and I will be taking your order today. I'm David, and this is my friend, Cole. He also works here with me."
Cole had handsome blond hair, and a sweet smile. He actually shook my hand! Cole took a notepad from his pocket, and a pencil.
"What can I get you gorgeous ladies?" Cole asked.
Stacey and I both giggled.
I bet you don't know who Stacey is! Well, a little bit before I broke up with Cody, Stacey boarded the ship. She was a new student, so I showed her a bit around. It was also a way to get my mind off Cody. I basically hung out with her! We became like best friends! Stacey always got me away from the temptations of acting like Cody's girlfriend, and over thinking about him. She taught me how to treat him just as a friend, instead of acting like a girlfriend, or an enemy. Stacey told me I can act that way if I start dating him... Well, act like his girlfriend... Not be his enemy!
"Wow, you're so sweet, Cole," I said, "May I have a burger? Please make it veggie. I don't like to eat animals."
"And you're sweet to our animals," Cole laughed, "I got it down for the lady. David, you get the other nice lady's order. I'll just take this girl's."
David's eyes were locked on Stacey's.
"I would be glad to." David seemed really happy.
"Any drinks?" Cole asked, "Juice, milk, water, soda, wine?"
"I don't drink wine," I laughed, "And I don't want to spend anymore money."
"Don't be silly!" Cole laughed, "It's on the house from me! So, what can I get you to drink, NOW?"
"That was just TOO kind!" I exclaimed, "Oh, by the way, I'm Bailey. I'll just take water. After you get my order, can you come sit with me?"
"My boss would kill me." Cole replied, "Sitting on my shift."
I smiled a bit, "Tell him the customer ordered a Cole."
Cole giggled and said, "Sure. But only if he asks!"
"I dare you," I laughed back, "You're sweet."
"Thanks, you, too," Cole said, "I'll get your order faster than everyone else's. Just because. Because. That's why."
"Oh, wow," I smiled, "Why are you being nice to me?"
Cole shrugged, "Just for the lady I like," He winked, "When I come over to this table, can you give me your number? I'll give you mine."
"It would be my pleasure." I smiled sweetly at him.
Cole was amazing! If only Cody were to know that I had moved on to a new guy. Oh, then he would come running back to me! But I'm not going to use Cole. I'm actually going to love him like I loved some other certain guys. That's because, I do love Cole. He's the sweetest gentleman I've ever met!
"So, Stacey..." I sighed, "Did you talk a bit with David over there?" I had a little grin on my face, "Just wondering."
"Yeah, I did talk with him," Stacey smiled, "He's so sweet and cute! How about you and Cole? I'm also just wondering."
"He wants me to give him my number!" I exclaimed, "Plus, he's going to sit with us! Well, me. Right next to me!"
"David said he is going to come here to sit with us, too!" Stacey exclaimed, and then had a smile on her face, "It's a date, Bailey! A double date! You with Cole, me with David!"
"How do we know that they like us?" I asked.
"Well," Stacey rolled her eyes, "Do they even SEEM like they treat any other customer like they just treated us? Now did they, Bailey?"
"No," I sighed, "I guess they are sweet guys. Plus, Cole is way sweeter than Cody was! I can't believe how you can just find love in a diner!"
"Wait a second..." Stacey gasped, "What about your interview! You can't stay hours and hours chatting with Cole now!"
"You're right," I sighed, "I guess it's too good to be true."
"Now Bailey," Stacey said, "You don't say that. You're getting Cole's number! Call him, ask him out! Just talk a bit with Cole as you eat, and then head off to the interview."
"Well, I hope I don't break his heart when I leave for the interview," I said, "Thanks, Stacey. You always have the right words to say for me. You're a true friend."
"Well," Stacey smiled, "That's what friends do!"
All of a sudden, Cole walked up to our table, with a big smile on his face. He gently set the sandwich platter down. He slid over next to me, and put his arm around me.
"So, Bailey," Cole smiled, "I'll give you a piece of my notepad paper. Write your number down for me."
"Okay..." I said, lost in his eyes.
"Hey, Cole," Stacey said, "Do you happen to know where David is?"
"I do," Cole replied, "He's getting your lunch for you. Don't worry, David is almost done."
"Thanks." Stacey smiled.
CHAPTER 2
"Hello, ladies," David smiled, "Stacey... May I sit here with you? It's just like I promised."
"No!" Stacey yelled, "I'm just joking. I really want you to sit here with me. How could I ever dare to say no?"
"Wow," David laughed, "You're really funny, Stacey."
"Thanks," Stacey smiled, "You are, too."
"So, Bailey, how is that sandwich?" Cole asked, "I made it myself."
"Oh, I haven't tried it yet," I replied, "But I will in a second. Let me just reply to this text I got."
Darren Saursenson:
Bailey! Just the girl I needed to talk to! I'm glad your phone is on now. You see, our boss is really angry. He's waiting for you. You got 30 minutes. He wanted you to be here early, but don't sweat it. By the way, our boss doesn't know who you are. Be sure to introduce yourself. That means he doesn't know your name. Good loiks! Bye!
Bailey Pickett:
Thanks, Darren. I just need to finish eating lunch, and say goodbye to my boyfriend. Anyways, tell the boss guy to stop being such an ass! Why should I be there like 30 minutes early? Anyways, I really appreciate you texting me! Bye, thanks again!
I finally took a bite of Cole's sandwich. My mouth was watering for more. I held on to him tightly. Oh, this tasted amazing!
"Oh my gosh, Cole!" I exclaimed, "This tastes AMAZING!"
"Thanks," Cole said, "I tried my best to make it so tasty for the Bailey girl. Why don't you write your number down for me. Please?"
"Sure," I replied, "May I have that notepad paper you were talking about. I'd rather not write it on your hand."
"Well, as long as it would be your number," Cole said, "I wouldn't care. But here."
He handed me a small, torn, lined, piece of paper. He also handed me his pencil. I slowly wrote my name. I made sure it was extra neat, to be sure Cole wouldn't mistake any number for any other.
"Can I have yours, Cole?" I asked.
"Yeah," Cole replied, "I'll get a bit of paper for myself. Hey, can I have my pencil back? I need to write it, obviously."
I nodded and handed him the skinny, yellow pencil. He smiled and wrote his number quickly. But, it was very neat.
"We can talk while I eat," I said, "I would enjoy that."
I took a sip of my water. After swallowing, I took a bite of Cole's sandwich. I offered him bites of the sandwich. We talked, and it was so enjoyable! I see Stacey had the same amount of fun with David. But I think I might just have had a little more.
"Wow, Cole," I smiled, "Today has just been so much fun for me!"
Cole smiled. I closed my eyes and I knew I was leaning in to kiss him. I opened mine just a bit to see Cole still smiling, but leaning in. And his eyes were closed, too. We were almost to the kiss, when my phone made a sound.
"I'm sorry! I have a text!" I exclaimed, "Hold on."
Cole's face looked sad, but he nodded.
Darren Saurensen:
Your welcome, Bailey. But, you need to leave for the interview NOW! Boss is expecting you in like 5 minutes now! There's no time to waste! Finish your sandwich and say bye! NO! You don't have time for that! Just rush!
Bailey Pickett:
Fine.
"I'm sorry, Cole!" I cried, "I have to go!"
Stacey's eyes were shocked. So were David and Cole's. I overheard them after I left. I felt so guilty.
"Maybe she didn't like you," David sighed, "There are other girls."
"David," Cole whispered loudly, "I just don't know where I went wrong! I thought she liked me!"
"After her job interview," Stacey said, "I'll get to the bottom of it. I'm her best friend, so I can handle ANY Bailey situations. You just hand tight, Cole."
"Thanks, Stacey." Cole said in a sad tone.
CHAPTER 3
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Love O' Matic (A Phineas and Ferb Story) by Babyboy
CHAPTER 1
"Jeremy... He... HE! I can't believe it!" Candace cried, "He cancelled our date and was walking with another girl! How could he!? He's cheating on me!"
"You realize that Jeremy and you aren't officially dating, right?" Phineas raised an eyebrow at his sister.
"Yeah, yeah... Don't be such a smart-alec," Candace sighed, "It's just not fair! That girl just walks in and steals him! How will I ever know if he loves or has feelings for me!? My life is over! RUINED! DONZO!"
"Come on, Candace! Be tough here!" Phineas tried to cheer up, "I'm sure there's nothing going on between him and that girl!"
"He was walking on Sunset Beach with her! That's probably a romantic place! He never took ME there! Whether we're dating or not! Shouldn't he have invited me to go to the Sunset Beach for a romantic walk with him?" Candace sobbed.
"Boys, Candace!" Linda exclaimed, "I'm going to go down to the antique store with Lawrence. Candace, I guess I'm leaving you in charge. If anything REALLY goes wrong, give me a call, alright Candace? Now all of you have fun while I'm gone!"
"Thanks, Mom." Phineas smiled as she walked away.
"What's the point in taking charge?" Candace sighed, "I'm going to go lie down in bed and think about how my life is totally stupid. Alright? Do whatever. I am not gonna bother to call her either if you guys do anything... That is crazy. Not anything. Only your normal schemes and all. You know..."
"Well, sadly, Candace, I've never known what you meant by us having 'crazy' schemes," Phineas said, "It's just a little summer activity for fun!"
"Shut it, Phineas..." Candace mumbled.
"Jeremy... He... HE! I can't believe it!" Candace cried, "He cancelled our date and was walking with another girl! How could he!? He's cheating on me!"
"You realize that Jeremy and you aren't officially dating, right?" Phineas raised an eyebrow at his sister.
"Yeah, yeah... Don't be such a smart-alec," Candace sighed, "It's just not fair! That girl just walks in and steals him! How will I ever know if he loves or has feelings for me!? My life is over! RUINED! DONZO!"
"Come on, Candace! Be tough here!" Phineas tried to cheer up, "I'm sure there's nothing going on between him and that girl!"
"He was walking on Sunset Beach with her! That's probably a romantic place! He never took ME there! Whether we're dating or not! Shouldn't he have invited me to go to the Sunset Beach for a romantic walk with him?" Candace sobbed.
"Boys, Candace!" Linda exclaimed, "I'm going to go down to the antique store with Lawrence. Candace, I guess I'm leaving you in charge. If anything REALLY goes wrong, give me a call, alright Candace? Now all of you have fun while I'm gone!"
"Thanks, Mom." Phineas smiled as she walked away.
"What's the point in taking charge?" Candace sighed, "I'm going to go lie down in bed and think about how my life is totally stupid. Alright? Do whatever. I am not gonna bother to call her either if you guys do anything... That is crazy. Not anything. Only your normal schemes and all. You know..."
"Well, sadly, Candace, I've never known what you meant by us having 'crazy' schemes," Phineas said, "It's just a little summer activity for fun!"
"Shut it, Phineas..." Candace mumbled.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
'Forget You'\'Fuck You' If I was Richer, Bailey... (Songfic) by CeLoGreenOFan
I noticed that there were NO songfics, so I decided to make one myself! Please enjoy this song that I fell in love with, Forget You or Fuck You by Ce Lo Green.
CHAPTER 1
I see you driving ’round town
With the girl i love and i’m like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I saw Holden taking hands of MY girlfriend, Bailey! She's supposed to be mine! FUCK HIM!
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
Was the 69 cents in my pocket not enough for her? Fuck that guy! And now, forget about her. She knew I liked her! We were dating! Fuck her, too! This Cody Martin is just gonna fuck you both off!
I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
Look at Bailey, fawning over Holden. I mean, after all, he comes from a rich family. Well... If I was richer, would I still be with her?
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
My heart is breaking up seeing this sight... The pain in my chest is growing hard to battle. I walk up to you right now and say.
"Hey Bailey," I say, "I wish you the best. You, too, Holden! FUCK YOU BOTH!"
I couldn't believe I just said that to my girlfriend!
Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a ferrari,
But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.
"Sorry Bailey, I can't afford that ferrari Holden is driving there." I say.
She doesn't say a word back to me. Did my 'fuck you' get her?
I guess he’s an xbox and i’m more atari,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.
"Say Bailey, that game yer playin' ain't fair with me," I say, "He's like an x-box, I'm the old school atari, the one that ain't cost too much moneh, and neither make that moneh. Se see ya, honeh!"
Bailey has never seen me like this!
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh"I pity you Holden," I say, "Bailey here tries to wipe my pockets, she digs for the money. And Bailey I think you should know somethin'."
She finally speaks.
"I'm appalled, but what?" She asks.
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Go tell your new boyfriend," I say, "C'mon tell him this."
Holden scratches his ear.
Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
‘Cause being in love with you ass ain’t cheap.
"Holden I still pity ya because I had to do so much! I had to beg and steal, lie and cheat! Just to keep er' just to please er'! Being in love with er' ain't cheap, man! Now I lost er' after all I did!" I cry.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Bailey did you get the message? I hope you did, too, Holden." I say.
Now baby, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
"Hey Bailey I just wanna know why you wanna hurt me so bad?" I ask, "What did I ever do to you? You tore my heart, made me please you, and now I lose the game? C'mon, baby!"
"Um..." She couldn't say anything.
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
“this is one for your dad”
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!"I tried to tell my mommy, email and text! Person and all! But she said it's for my dad! " I cry.
"That's sweet..." She sighs.
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!"But Bailey after all I said, I still love you... So why you do this to me? Was it cuz I ain't richa?" I sigh.
"You're really weird," She laughs and kisses me, "FUCK YOU!"
I'm guessing that was to Holden, because she got out of the car and we walkd away together. Holden was angry, and he drove off.
"Fuck him." I smile.
CHAPTER 1
I see you driving ’round town
With the girl i love and i’m like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I saw Holden taking hands of MY girlfriend, Bailey! She's supposed to be mine! FUCK HIM!
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
Was the 69 cents in my pocket not enough for her? Fuck that guy! And now, forget about her. She knew I liked her! We were dating! Fuck her, too! This Cody Martin is just gonna fuck you both off!
I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
Look at Bailey, fawning over Holden. I mean, after all, he comes from a rich family. Well... If I was richer, would I still be with her?
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
My heart is breaking up seeing this sight... The pain in my chest is growing hard to battle. I walk up to you right now and say.
"Hey Bailey," I say, "I wish you the best. You, too, Holden! FUCK YOU BOTH!"
I couldn't believe I just said that to my girlfriend!
Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a ferrari,
But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.
"Sorry Bailey, I can't afford that ferrari Holden is driving there." I say.
She doesn't say a word back to me. Did my 'fuck you' get her?
I guess he’s an xbox and i’m more atari,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.
"Say Bailey, that game yer playin' ain't fair with me," I say, "He's like an x-box, I'm the old school atari, the one that ain't cost too much moneh, and neither make that moneh. Se see ya, honeh!"
Bailey has never seen me like this!
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh"I pity you Holden," I say, "Bailey here tries to wipe my pockets, she digs for the money. And Bailey I think you should know somethin'."
She finally speaks.
"I'm appalled, but what?" She asks.
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Go tell your new boyfriend," I say, "C'mon tell him this."
Holden scratches his ear.
Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
‘Cause being in love with you ass ain’t cheap.
"Holden I still pity ya because I had to do so much! I had to beg and steal, lie and cheat! Just to keep er' just to please er'! Being in love with er' ain't cheap, man! Now I lost er' after all I did!" I cry.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
"Bailey did you get the message? I hope you did, too, Holden." I say.
Now baby, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
"Hey Bailey I just wanna know why you wanna hurt me so bad?" I ask, "What did I ever do to you? You tore my heart, made me please you, and now I lose the game? C'mon, baby!"
"Um..." She couldn't say anything.
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
“this is one for your dad”
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!"I tried to tell my mommy, email and text! Person and all! But she said it's for my dad! " I cry.
"That's sweet..." She sighs.
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!"But Bailey after all I said, I still love you... So why you do this to me? Was it cuz I ain't richa?" I sigh.
"You're really weird," She laughs and kisses me, "FUCK YOU!"
I'm guessing that was to Holden, because she got out of the car and we walkd away together. Holden was angry, and he drove off.
"Fuck him." I smile.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Years Later by Mugmug
SUMMARY: Jame Naddo and Cody Martin are about to get married,m years later after they got together. Bailey still hasn't found her Mr. Right, until hope hits her head. Will the couples all bond together as friends again? Or will everything lead to worse matters? Will all be happy together?
I have practiced my writing. Please note this is just a bit better than my first story, and I tried to correct all my grammar as quickly as I could! Thank you!
-Mugmug
CHAPTER 1
Bailey shed to tears well she got an invite to Cody's wedding.
Dear Bailey,
I'm sure we can be friends again after I nastily broke up with you. Be happy, because I'm saying sorry to you. I want us to be fond best friends again, and forget all the words of hate I've used on you. As a friend, I want you to attend my wedding, with my true love, Jame Naddo. Please attend, if you are my best friend. Now that we have left the ship, we're on our own ways. But I still want us to be friends, and friends forever.
Couple Getting Married: Jame Naddo and Cody Martin.
Date: January 10th, 2018
Time: 12:00 PM
Jame and I will be preparing a nice lunch for the guests. I'm sure you still love my cooking, don't ya!? I hope to see you there, Bailey!
- Cody Martin, future husband of Jame Naddo
To my dear best friend, Bailey Pickett
"Hey girly gal," Bailey felt a hand touch hers, "Remember me? I hope you do! Seven years, and I hope you still do! Never came back to Kansas, did ya now?"
Her eyes widened.
"Moose?" Bailey was shocked.
"There ya go, pumpkin... Ya still remember me," Moose smiled, "Oh, I graduated college in Kettlecorn Community College, and now I got my degree. I'm still a single man, ain't I? So, ya still with that nasty Cody?"
"Well... No. He invited me to his wedding with Jame Naddo the snob," Bailey sighed, "I still like him though. I don't know what to do, Moose!"
"My little daisy, forget about Cody! He moved on," Moose said, still holding Bailey's hand, "There is a single man out there who you used to date. And he's still looking for love with ya."
"Who is that?" Bailey asked confused.
"Silly gal, it's your old boyfriend," Moose proudly grinned, "Me! Moose Billings! C'mon, get along with me! Ya still like me, don'tcha?"
"I am still single, and my other ex-boyfriend is getting married with that snobby girl," Bailey sighed, "And you are pretty cute, still."
"I knew you'd finally understand us, Bailey!" Moose exclaimed, "Whaddya say we have our marriage now?!"
"Moosey, I haven't even talked with my parents yet," Bailey said, "We need time first. Just start out as girlfriend and boyfriend first..."
"Well, for all I know, your parents love me! I'm the future guy for ya!" Moose grinned, "Come on, your parents will surely agree. But I can wait for ya, darling. Some day you will be my real gal. That day you will be known as Mrs. Bailey Billings!"
"That sounds great..." Bailey sarcastically sighed.
CHAPTER 2
"Jamie Jame," Cody smiled, "I can't wait! I sent all the invitations out, and we should go smoothly. Our wedding is in exactly 7 days! Just 1 week to go!"
"I am so excited, too!" Jame exclaimed, "It's already the 3rd. I hope everyone we invited can attend... Well, except Bailey."
"Honey, you know she used to be my girlfriend, and is my best friend," Cody sighed, "Just respect her. We have nothing going on right now."
"You better not leave me for her." Jame demanded.
"Why would I do that?" Cody laughed, "We're just friends! Jame, you know you're my one and only love."
"Oh, Cody," Jame took a breath, "You always make me feel so special."
"As your boyfriend and future husband," Cody smiled, "That's what I do! Well, because I love you. If I didn't, would I do it?"
"Wow, sweetie," Jame laughed, "You have smarts no matter what we're talking about! I'm so glad I got in to Yale with you. I bet that Bailey girl would've ditched you if she got in to Harvard herself."
"Come on, Jame," Cody said, "Bailey is like... Like my best friend! In fact, she is my best friend! If we were still dating, she'd adjust anything for me."
"You know I would, too, Cody," Jame smiled at her boyfriend, "To think I didn't get pregnant when we had sex..."
"I'm glad you didn't," Cody sighed, "I don't think I was, and still am, ready to be a father."
"Well, I'm not ready to be a mother, obviously," Jame said, "If we had a kid, what would you name him or her, Cody?"
"Hmm, if it was a boy, I would name him Luke," Cody replied, "If it was a girl, I would name her Jamey... If you didn't like that name, I would name her Sophie..."
"Luke is such a cute name, honey," Jame laughed, "Jamey! That is adorable for you to say something like that, sweetie! Sophie, I love that, too. Whatever our child's name would be, I would be happy as long as I am with you."
"Alright, honey, I need to go buy a tuxedo for our wedding," Cody said, "Do you want to come, or wait here, at home?"
"I'll stay home," Jame replied, "I already got my dress for the wedding. It's that pretty white one I never thought I'd wear. Most of the guys thought I was snobby at my old school."
"You're no snob to me, babe," Cody grinned, "Alright, have fun at home. I hope I can get a satin tux. They look the best on me. Yeah, they're pricey, but it's real silk!"
"You look great in any tuxedo, darling," Jame laughed, "You don't need a fancy one, but if you want a fancy one, knock yourself out. But remember, babe, money doesn't grow on trees!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll buy the one that looks the best," Cody sighed, "Bye, hon!"
"See ya!" Jame exclaimed as he walked out the door.
CHAPTER 3
Before going to the store, Cody stopped at the post office. He wanted to mail a letter to his mom! He forgot to tell her!
"Whoa! Is that you, Bails!?" Cody's eyes widened as he saw here, "I didn't expect you to be in the post office!"
"I didn't expect to see you, Cody," Bailey said, "I got your wedding invite. How is Jame? What are you mailing here?"
"Well, Jame is amazing! I am excited! Glad you got our message... Is my apology accepted? Anyways, I'm here to mail my mom an invitation to my wedding," Cody said, "So, what are you doing here? What are you mailing?"
"Oh," Bailey grinned, "I'm mailing my wedding invitation, too! Here, you can have this one." Bailey handed a shocked Cody an invite.
"Who are you getting married to, Bailey?" Cody asked.
"Only my old ex-boyfriend," Bailey replied, "And now boyfriend, again, Moose! Well, I wanted to stay friends with him, but he's just so dang hot! First I settled for a relationship, but couldn't get enough of him! Now we're getting married! My parents are so excited! They've always loved Moose a lot."
"Moose Billings?" Cody was shocked, "That jerk who always calls me scrawny?! That guy?!"
"Yeah, him," Bailey said, "I don't blame him for calling you scrawny. You are quite. Anyways, so are you coming to my wedding?"
"I'll have to check my schedule," Cody lied, "Jame and I are really busy with all our love lately! I don't know if I can fit it in! Maybe. Are you coming to my wedding?"
"I was going to... But when I got it, I saw Moose. We fell in love again. Now we're all packed with all these dates," Bailey lied, "After our wedding, we're moving back to Kettlecorn."
"So you're going back to the farm life, farm girl?" Cody asked, "Cool, cool. Jame and I are staying here to live the cool city life. We don't need country life... Jame is from New York."
"A city girl, eh? Well who can live with the crowded city life?" Bailey laughed, "I need the farm."
"Where you can sniff poop all day long?" Cody snapped.
"Shut up," Bailey said, "You're insulting my family, Cody. I'm gonna go now."
Suddenly, as she walked away, Cody felt sparks. He loved it. She was such a bad girl now. He loved how sexy she was. Amazingly hot... He thought of himself as more than best friends with her. What a girl! He liked her new vibe going on.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Blood Rush a Victorious story by adamsjr
"I am so mad! I can't believe Sikowitz wouldn't let me do the play! I stole Tori's blood for nothing!" Jade yelled.
Andre's eyes widened. This madwoman made Tori nearly die!
"Wait a second! Tori had to give 3 pints of blood because you decided you wanted the lead," Andre said, "She is nearly dead! She's been in the hospital for like a week now, and nobody is donating blood!"
"She's gonna kill herself?! AWESOME! I've always wanted Tori dead." Jade smiled.
"You should be ashamed of yourself," Andre snapped, "I took another medical file test, and I am the same blood type as Tori. I'm going to donate my blood to her."
Andre's eyes widened. This madwoman made Tori nearly die!
"Wait a second! Tori had to give 3 pints of blood because you decided you wanted the lead," Andre said, "She is nearly dead! She's been in the hospital for like a week now, and nobody is donating blood!"
"She's gonna kill herself?! AWESOME! I've always wanted Tori dead." Jade smiled.
"You should be ashamed of yourself," Andre snapped, "I took another medical file test, and I am the same blood type as Tori. I'm going to donate my blood to her."
Zack N' Bailey... Love or Hate? One-shot... Cailey or Zailey? By HALO
Summary: Bailey never imagined something... She always thought she was in the right place. With her romance, her personality, her grades... She always loved Cody, but there's something about the way Zack grins at her sinisterly. Bailey has feelings for Zack... But she doesn't know if those feelings are love or hate!
CHAPTER 1 (BAILEY'S P.O.V throughout story)
I always thought I was in the right places. Check this off.
1. Hot boyfriend... TOTAL CHECK... My sweet Cody.
2. Get a cheerful personality... Check that, even though London and them may not like it.
3. Get the grades! CHECK!
I always thought I was the one in the top. Never imagined myself to be the one stuck in the middle. I didn't think I'd be the one who had to try to figure myself out at the last minute. But I was wrong.
He puts his arm around me and kisses my cheek. I love him, it's Cody.
"Hey sweetie," He smiles, "You look great."
"Thanks." I smile back at him.
But through the corner of the door, I see that boy's face! I just can't get enough of that cute sinister smile he plays! He acts like he's the cool one, the best. There's just something about it that I love. It makes me wonder whether I love him or hate him. It's Zack!
Look at him, trying to play all the girls! He's like a playboy, and I laugh at that. He's cute, but I don't know if I hate him or love him. Or am I just friends with him? I'm just not figured out yet. But I'll come there again.
"Say... Mailman," Zack jokes as he pushes Cody to the side, making me frown, "Mailwoman. Where's my special delivery?"
"Mailman? Special delivery? What do you want, Zack?" I ask.
"Cody to die... I mean leave." Zack replies.
My boyfriend sighs and leaves.
"Check this, I think I'm a mailman today, because, baby, I got a special delivery," Zack gives a cheesy line, "SPECIAL delivery, babe."
What the fuck is wrong with him? I roll my eyes and begin to walk out of my cabin.
"No, no, you stay," Zack said, "Here's your delivery..."
I almost began to walk away, when I felt warm lips on mine. Hopefully those were Cody's, but I highly doubt that.
"Zack! You did not just do that! I have a count of a boyfriend who's your own brother!" I yell.
"Come on, you know there's something I want to tell you, and something I want to give you," Zack grins, "It's cool. I love you... And now... Gimme some of this..."
Oddly, Zack touches one of my breasts, making me feel uncomfy.
"You don't mean? Do I love you?" I asked, "I do... But enough to do that with you?"
"Well... Cody told me I can't ever date you... I had to hide my feelings all along. It's not just now, baby. It's been from the day you came to be my roommate. I thought you were one hot boy, and I might've had to go gay." Zack laughed.
"Seriously? Well... Then I can't believe Cody... I can't keep him as my boyfriend... I never figured myself out. Your smile just made me melt, and I couldn't take it anymore!" I cry.
I was shocked at all Zack and I had both just said. Who would've imagined!? I didn't think anything through. Spontaniously, I kissed him again. But it wasn't just a slight kiss. I kissed him with a passion. I kissed him again, nonstop. Am I making out with my boyfriend's brother?
"Mmm... Gimme some of those hot boobs, baby," Zack said, and I felt a little weird, "Oh.. I love you Bails! You are awesome."
I smiled while I continued to kiss him all over. He broke my kisses and smiled at me. I unzipped his pants for him, while he slid my shirt off.
"Nice bra." He laughed after his pants were off and my shirt was off.
"Zack..." I mumbled, and then kissed his cheek, "Sometimes I still wonder if I do love you or not... Jokes. But stop being such a jerk..."
"Yeah, sure. Now let's get ready... Did you do this with Cody yet? Do you have any experience with this?" Zack asked.
"This would be my second time," I replied, "I had sex with Moose before I left Kettlecorn. It was a 'goodbye' gift."
"I just want one thing, Zack... I'm stuck in the middle today... Can we have a threesome? I just want to be with the two guys I love," I sighed, "Will you call Cody over before we start?"
"But, Bailey! I know you're dating him, and you love him, too... But, I can't!" Zack cried.
"Zack... Have you ever wondered if you loved your brother?" I wondered, "It's just... I know it's wrong... And gay... But if you love me, you would just think about this. Do you love love Cody? Like gay love love?"
"I don't know," Zack sighed, "But if you mean twincest, I know it's wrong, too... But there is something about him. I guess."
"Then call him and tell him I love him, and explain to him... Convince him. I want to be with both of you." I smiled.
"Then can we all have a threesome together?" Zack asked.
"Yes." I replied.
CHAPTER 1 (BAILEY'S P.O.V throughout story)
I always thought I was in the right places. Check this off.
1. Hot boyfriend... TOTAL CHECK... My sweet Cody.
2. Get a cheerful personality... Check that, even though London and them may not like it.
3. Get the grades! CHECK!
I always thought I was the one in the top. Never imagined myself to be the one stuck in the middle. I didn't think I'd be the one who had to try to figure myself out at the last minute. But I was wrong.
He puts his arm around me and kisses my cheek. I love him, it's Cody.
"Hey sweetie," He smiles, "You look great."
"Thanks." I smile back at him.
But through the corner of the door, I see that boy's face! I just can't get enough of that cute sinister smile he plays! He acts like he's the cool one, the best. There's just something about it that I love. It makes me wonder whether I love him or hate him. It's Zack!
Look at him, trying to play all the girls! He's like a playboy, and I laugh at that. He's cute, but I don't know if I hate him or love him. Or am I just friends with him? I'm just not figured out yet. But I'll come there again.
"Say... Mailman," Zack jokes as he pushes Cody to the side, making me frown, "Mailwoman. Where's my special delivery?"
"Mailman? Special delivery? What do you want, Zack?" I ask.
"Cody to die... I mean leave." Zack replies.
My boyfriend sighs and leaves.
"Check this, I think I'm a mailman today, because, baby, I got a special delivery," Zack gives a cheesy line, "SPECIAL delivery, babe."
What the fuck is wrong with him? I roll my eyes and begin to walk out of my cabin.
"No, no, you stay," Zack said, "Here's your delivery..."
I almost began to walk away, when I felt warm lips on mine. Hopefully those were Cody's, but I highly doubt that.
"Zack! You did not just do that! I have a count of a boyfriend who's your own brother!" I yell.
"Come on, you know there's something I want to tell you, and something I want to give you," Zack grins, "It's cool. I love you... And now... Gimme some of this..."
Oddly, Zack touches one of my breasts, making me feel uncomfy.
"You don't mean? Do I love you?" I asked, "I do... But enough to do that with you?"
"Well... Cody told me I can't ever date you... I had to hide my feelings all along. It's not just now, baby. It's been from the day you came to be my roommate. I thought you were one hot boy, and I might've had to go gay." Zack laughed.
"Seriously? Well... Then I can't believe Cody... I can't keep him as my boyfriend... I never figured myself out. Your smile just made me melt, and I couldn't take it anymore!" I cry.
I was shocked at all Zack and I had both just said. Who would've imagined!? I didn't think anything through. Spontaniously, I kissed him again. But it wasn't just a slight kiss. I kissed him with a passion. I kissed him again, nonstop. Am I making out with my boyfriend's brother?
"Mmm... Gimme some of those hot boobs, baby," Zack said, and I felt a little weird, "Oh.. I love you Bails! You are awesome."
I smiled while I continued to kiss him all over. He broke my kisses and smiled at me. I unzipped his pants for him, while he slid my shirt off.
"Nice bra." He laughed after his pants were off and my shirt was off.
"Zack..." I mumbled, and then kissed his cheek, "Sometimes I still wonder if I do love you or not... Jokes. But stop being such a jerk..."
"Yeah, sure. Now let's get ready... Did you do this with Cody yet? Do you have any experience with this?" Zack asked.
"This would be my second time," I replied, "I had sex with Moose before I left Kettlecorn. It was a 'goodbye' gift."
"I just want one thing, Zack... I'm stuck in the middle today... Can we have a threesome? I just want to be with the two guys I love," I sighed, "Will you call Cody over before we start?"
"But, Bailey! I know you're dating him, and you love him, too... But, I can't!" Zack cried.
"Zack... Have you ever wondered if you loved your brother?" I wondered, "It's just... I know it's wrong... And gay... But if you love me, you would just think about this. Do you love love Cody? Like gay love love?"
"I don't know," Zack sighed, "But if you mean twincest, I know it's wrong, too... But there is something about him. I guess."
"Then call him and tell him I love him, and explain to him... Convince him. I want to be with both of you." I smiled.
"Then can we all have a threesome together?" Zack asked.
"Yes." I replied.
Combattere i nemici per una ragazza (Italian) by pomodorohead 1 chapter
Primo capitolo
John scese dalla sua classe quando vide il suo nemico, in Giordania. Egli non ha voluto interagire con la Giordania perché sapeva che aveva nei guai. Sorrily, Giordania interagito con John!
"Sei tu Giovanni? lo zoppo John?" Jordan mise a ridere.
"La Giordania si pensa di poter farla franca con fare nulla?" Giovanni sbottò: "Beh non è così! ho intenzione di mandarti al diavolo!"
"Per fare cosa? che non ho fatto niente". Ha detto Jordan.
"Hai ragione. mi dispiace. Mi sento in colpa per gridare a voi così," John sospirò, "Tregua, Jordan?"
"No, ho fatto fare qualcosa che ti preoccupa un sacco! ho baciato la tua ragazza poco!" Jordan ha iniziato a rompere in su.
"È meglio non dire Mary Lou! Siamo innamorati, Jordan!" Giovanni gridò: "Scommetto che Mary Lou non baciare di nuovo".
"Sei sicura? ho sentito le sue labbra, e lei disse che mi piace ... Scommetto che lei rompere con voi presto. Sembra che mi sono fatto piccola signora di Giovanni!" Jordan sorrise.
Mary Lou si avvicinò ai due ragazzi. Guardò John con una faccia dispiaciuta.
"Ciao, baby," Mary Lou sospirò, "E tu, Giordano ... Ehm ... Giovanni posso parlare con te in privato?"
John morse le labbra.
"Penso che, tesoro," disse John mentre lei lo tirò in un angolo, "Allora, cosa succede, Mary Lou?"
"Tu sai che ti amo, John," Mary Lou sospirò, e John sapeva dove stava andando questa: "Ma i tempi sono difficili in questo momento."
Anche se sapeva, Giovanni ancora agito all'oscuro.
"Baby, questo è difficile per me, anche, " Mary Lou ha detto, "io sono rotto con te."
Ha cercato di agire scioccato.
"Oh, no! Mary Lou, che cosa ho fatto?" John ha chiesto.
"Non avete fatto nulla di male, John," Mary Lou ha detto, "Beh, vedi, la Giordania mi ha baciato prima."
"Perché vi piace un bacio dal mio nemico? Si sapeva che io lo odiavo". John era una cosa seria adesso.
"Tesoro, ho appena baciato di nuovo, e si sentiva bene! Sai come ti senti quando ti senti scintille! Ci si sente bene, non è vero?" Mary Lou cercò di sorridere.
"Capisco perfettamente. Siamo solo amici ora". John ha detto.
"Hai preso così facilmente, John." Mary Lou ha detto.
"Ho solo regolato il tempo che è, e non c'è niente che possa fare per combattere," John sospirò, "Giordano è il tipo freddo, quindi se lui corteggia la mia ragazza, non posso fare niente!"
John scese dalla sua classe quando vide il suo nemico, in Giordania. Egli non ha voluto interagire con la Giordania perché sapeva che aveva nei guai. Sorrily, Giordania interagito con John!
"Sei tu Giovanni? lo zoppo John?" Jordan mise a ridere.
"La Giordania si pensa di poter farla franca con fare nulla?" Giovanni sbottò: "Beh non è così! ho intenzione di mandarti al diavolo!"
"Per fare cosa? che non ho fatto niente". Ha detto Jordan.
"Hai ragione. mi dispiace. Mi sento in colpa per gridare a voi così," John sospirò, "Tregua, Jordan?"
"No, ho fatto fare qualcosa che ti preoccupa un sacco! ho baciato la tua ragazza poco!" Jordan ha iniziato a rompere in su.
"È meglio non dire Mary Lou! Siamo innamorati, Jordan!" Giovanni gridò: "Scommetto che Mary Lou non baciare di nuovo".
"Sei sicura? ho sentito le sue labbra, e lei disse che mi piace ... Scommetto che lei rompere con voi presto. Sembra che mi sono fatto piccola signora di Giovanni!" Jordan sorrise.
Mary Lou si avvicinò ai due ragazzi. Guardò John con una faccia dispiaciuta.
"Ciao, baby," Mary Lou sospirò, "E tu, Giordano ... Ehm ... Giovanni posso parlare con te in privato?"
John morse le labbra.
"Penso che, tesoro," disse John mentre lei lo tirò in un angolo, "Allora, cosa succede, Mary Lou?"
"Tu sai che ti amo, John," Mary Lou sospirò, e John sapeva dove stava andando questa: "Ma i tempi sono difficili in questo momento."
Anche se sapeva, Giovanni ancora agito all'oscuro.
"Baby, questo è difficile per me, anche, " Mary Lou ha detto, "io sono rotto con te."
Ha cercato di agire scioccato.
"Oh, no! Mary Lou, che cosa ho fatto?" John ha chiesto.
"Non avete fatto nulla di male, John," Mary Lou ha detto, "Beh, vedi, la Giordania mi ha baciato prima."
"Perché vi piace un bacio dal mio nemico? Si sapeva che io lo odiavo". John era una cosa seria adesso.
"Tesoro, ho appena baciato di nuovo, e si sentiva bene! Sai come ti senti quando ti senti scintille! Ci si sente bene, non è vero?" Mary Lou cercò di sorridere.
"Capisco perfettamente. Siamo solo amici ora". John ha detto.
"Hai preso così facilmente, John." Mary Lou ha detto.
"Ho solo regolato il tempo che è, e non c'è niente che possa fare per combattere," John sospirò, "Giordano è il tipo freddo, quindi se lui corteggia la mia ragazza, non posso fare niente!"
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Camp Zeroni Yelnats
Stanley Yelnats smiled as he hugged his friend, Hector Zeroni. X-Ray and Armpit smiled... Today was a new beginning. They all had stories to tell. The ones that Stanley knew well, like Zero, X-Ray, Armpit, Squid, Zigzag, Twitch... Those ones. They never lost the names either. They called him Caveman, still.
Sure, Caveman still remembered the horrid time when Zigzag tried to beat him up. But Zigzag apologized so many times for that mayhem.
Caveman still wanted to go to a real summer camp, a place for fun! So, of course, with the money Caveman and Zero had together, they opened up a camp for all the boys who went to Camp Green Lake! But this camp didn't suck like hell, it was fun!
Stanley 'Caveman' bumped in to the guy who he called 'The Lump'. The guy who he jumped on by accident when he was pushed in the boys' lounge in Green Lake.
"What do you think you're doing, tough guy?" The Lump snapped.
"I'm the Yelnats in this camp! I got authority!" Caveman yelled, "I don't like to mess with people, but I remember what you said to me when I, by accident, jumped on you."
"Look here Stanley... You don't TOUCH me!" The Lump screamed.
"Who's this 'Stanley' guy! It's Caveman!" Caveman threw a hard punch
Sure, Caveman still remembered the horrid time when Zigzag tried to beat him up. But Zigzag apologized so many times for that mayhem.
Caveman still wanted to go to a real summer camp, a place for fun! So, of course, with the money Caveman and Zero had together, they opened up a camp for all the boys who went to Camp Green Lake! But this camp didn't suck like hell, it was fun!
Stanley 'Caveman' bumped in to the guy who he called 'The Lump'. The guy who he jumped on by accident when he was pushed in the boys' lounge in Green Lake.
"What do you think you're doing, tough guy?" The Lump snapped.
"I'm the Yelnats in this camp! I got authority!" Caveman yelled, "I don't like to mess with people, but I remember what you said to me when I, by accident, jumped on you."
"Look here Stanley... You don't TOUCH me!" The Lump screamed.
"Who's this 'Stanley' guy! It's Caveman!" Caveman threw a hard punch
Dating Game
"Hello and welcome to the dating game, 'Right Ones'! It's time to catch up on another person looking for their love!" David Gutman exclaimed, "Righto, it's a lady. We have 3 boys right here that the lady does not know! Psst... The lady is in the 'Waiting Room' place. It's time to meet our guys before she comes back! Introduce yourselves, boys!"
A hot guy with brown hair turned around to the camera. His muscles made Cody Martin feel like an idiot! Why was Cody even ON this show? To win the lucky lady! And I bet you can guess who she is!
"Hey audience. I'm Logan Mitchell Smith. Well, I work out at the gym a lot, as my muscles say! And anyways, I'm looking forward to meeting this Bailey girl. Really excited. I'm hoping she'll like my personality and the way I look. Peace." He grinned.
"Thank you, Logan! Next up, you scrawny kid." David said.
Cody felt offended, but he spoke.
"So... I'm Cody Martin. I may not be the strongest guy in the world, but I've known Bailey for a while now. I'm in love with her... I just want to know if I'm her Mr. Right. I hope I am, because if she ever watches this, I want her to know that I love her." Cody said.
The crowd went, "AWWWWWWW."<3
"Hello... I am from a ranch in India. My name is Aman Kumar. I will hope this Bailey girl will like me. Nobody in India appreciates me, so I came to find a girlfriend that will. Thank you." Aman said.
"Dude, you're not supposed to be on the show!" David yelled, "This is the guy!"
Another muscular guy that Cody knew was there. Aman sadly left, and the big guy came in.
"Hello, I know this girl well, we used to date! I want er' back! My name's Moose Billies, and I am sure I'm unna win! Bailey loves me!" Moose smiled.
"Okay, Mr. Muscles." David mumbled, "ANYWAYS... Now that you've met them... Oh! It looks like Bailey is behind this hidden wall! All the boys' voices are disguised so she has no clue who they are! Thank you! How are you, Bailey darling?"
"I'm fine... David? I'm so excited to be on this show! I've never been on a dating show!" Bailey exclaimed.
"Good, now ask a question, miss miss!" David smiled.
A hot guy with brown hair turned around to the camera. His muscles made Cody Martin feel like an idiot! Why was Cody even ON this show? To win the lucky lady! And I bet you can guess who she is!
"Hey audience. I'm Logan Mitchell Smith. Well, I work out at the gym a lot, as my muscles say! And anyways, I'm looking forward to meeting this Bailey girl. Really excited. I'm hoping she'll like my personality and the way I look. Peace." He grinned.
"Thank you, Logan! Next up, you scrawny kid." David said.
Cody felt offended, but he spoke.
"So... I'm Cody Martin. I may not be the strongest guy in the world, but I've known Bailey for a while now. I'm in love with her... I just want to know if I'm her Mr. Right. I hope I am, because if she ever watches this, I want her to know that I love her." Cody said.
The crowd went, "AWWWWWWW."<3
"Hello... I am from a ranch in India. My name is Aman Kumar. I will hope this Bailey girl will like me. Nobody in India appreciates me, so I came to find a girlfriend that will. Thank you." Aman said.
"Dude, you're not supposed to be on the show!" David yelled, "This is the guy!"
Another muscular guy that Cody knew was there. Aman sadly left, and the big guy came in.
"Hello, I know this girl well, we used to date! I want er' back! My name's Moose Billies, and I am sure I'm unna win! Bailey loves me!" Moose smiled.
"Okay, Mr. Muscles." David mumbled, "ANYWAYS... Now that you've met them... Oh! It looks like Bailey is behind this hidden wall! All the boys' voices are disguised so she has no clue who they are! Thank you! How are you, Bailey darling?"
"I'm fine... David? I'm so excited to be on this show! I've never been on a dating show!" Bailey exclaimed.
"Good, now ask a question, miss miss!" David smiled.
iam having a Suite Life at Camp by buddyboy
"Hey guys! I'm the host type of guy at this camp. My name is John," A man said, "I hold the meetings, assign your teams, and all. I work at the office, so if you campers need me, I'm there. Now, who wants to know their team!?"
"I guess we do..." Zack sighed.
"That's no camp spirit, but I guess I'll begin with the Red Team. Think of a name that has to do with the color red. So, on that team we have Zack, Woody, Noah, London, Marcus, and Valarie. On the Blue Team, come up with something that has to do with the color blue. So in that team we have Cody, Bailey, Freddie, Gibby, Addison, and Missy."
Cody and Bailey smiled at each other. They were girlfriend and boyfriend, together on a team!
"On the Yellow Team, yellow based name, yeah yeah, we have Carly, Sam, Josh, Jean-Luc, Nate, and Kiana." John said.
"Jean-Luc?" Bailey was confused, "I can't believe he's here! Whatever.
"I guess we do..." Zack sighed.
"That's no camp spirit, but I guess I'll begin with the Red Team. Think of a name that has to do with the color red. So, on that team we have Zack, Woody, Noah, London, Marcus, and Valarie. On the Blue Team, come up with something that has to do with the color blue. So in that team we have Cody, Bailey, Freddie, Gibby, Addison, and Missy."
Cody and Bailey smiled at each other. They were girlfriend and boyfriend, together on a team!
"On the Yellow Team, yellow based name, yeah yeah, we have Carly, Sam, Josh, Jean-Luc, Nate, and Kiana." John said.
"Jean-Luc?" Bailey was confused, "I can't believe he's here! Whatever.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Prom Night on Deck (NOT an On Deck entry) by triton Rated M
Summary: Cody and Bailey are broken up, and Miss Tutweiler is throwing their final prom. Zack, helps devise a method to get his brother to stop thinking of Bailey. In return, Cody helps Zack find a way to make Zack think he'll enjoy prom. Things go even more haywire when an old opponent who had (still does) a crush on Bailey asks her to go to prom with him! Cody gets jealous. Woody is paranoid about how he'll kiss Addison, now that they are a couple. Zack falls in love with a girl. London finds her old love. Mr. M is scared to ask Miss T something. Finally, as Bailey dances through the night with the boy who asked her, she thinks about Cody. The gang is in for the crazy night of love: prom! Who ends up with who? Questions are asked, kisses happen, and many other loveable things. PROM!
CHAPTER 1
In the sweetly vague scented Sky Deck, Cody Martin sipped a smoothie freshly made by his brother. Right then, his ex-girlfriend took a seat next to him.
"Hey Bailey, can I get you something?" Zack asked, "I gotta make as much money as I can. I need to repay Todd. He's the hunky guy, and I stole 40 bucks from him. Todd said he'd beat me up if I don't."
"Doesn't all the money except a small portion go to the ship's funds?" Bailey rolled her eyes.
"Yeah," Zack said, "But I'm counting all the smoothies bought as tips for the lovely master waiter and whatever you call the person that makes the smoothie."
Cody rolled his eyes.
"So Zackster, who are you going to prom with?" Cody asked.
"It's easy to get a date. I just don't love the girls. Looking cool is all about just getting a babe for a night you need her, then tearing her heart out," Zack replied, "I don't fall in love."
"Who are YOU going to prom with?" Cody looked at Bailey.
"Uh..." She hesitated.
All of a sudden, the hunky teenager, Holden walked up to the juice bar. He moved his golden hair behind his ear and smiled at Bailey.
"Sorry to interrupt you all," Holden said, "But my figure would like to ask you out, Bailey. Prom. You and me. 7:00 PM at the dance tomorrow. That's our senior prom. Whaddya say?"
Bailey proudly smiled at Cody with a 'Haha sucker' look.
"Oh, sure, Holden! I wasn't gonna go to prom anyways. So, why not go? I'd love to go with you," Bailey smiled, "See ya there."
Cody felt a pain in his heart. Even Zack felt sympathy.
"Look who just got herself a date, Cody!" Bailey rubbed in, "I knew right after I broke up with you that guys would be fawning over me!"
"Woah woah woah woah! YOU didn't break up with me. I WAS the one who gave the idea," Cody snapped, "Plus, the girls just don't know I'm available yet. Once they do, I'll have to break some hearts, just to pick the right chic to go to prom with me."
"You're disgusting calling girls 'chics'. You're just like your brother. Take that offensively. I can't believe I dated someone like you. Nerdy, rude and disgusting!" Bailey rolled her eyes.
"Hey, Bailey... Did you know that I AM the one who takes that offensively?! I'm the one who attracts the girls and calls them chics, and you're calling him disgusting? All guys are bad boys who are like me. You just made it awful to me to say I'm like Cody."
"Bad boy? He's not bad! He's so LAME!" Bailey laughed.
"No offense, but you are quite the same as him." Zack stated.
"At least I can get a stupid date to prom, unlike some guy, SO CALLED CODY MARTIN," Bailey loudly said, "I gotta go. I need to go pick a dress for prom to wear while I dance and cuddle with Holden."
Cody held back the tears in his eyes. He watched his ex-girlfriend walk away. Looking at her made Cody think she just got hotter everyday! Her figure was so sexy, he couldn't resist the way she was. How could he fall in love with her and then actually let her go? They were so alike! He thought they'd be together forever. He knew she was the best thing that ever happened to him.
"Dude... She kinda got lucky there, eh? I'm sure with my advice I can get you a hot babe to take you to prom," Zack grinned, "You escort the lady. Am I great or what?"
"Yeah, you're great alright. But, I don't want to go to prom unless I'm going with my Bailey." Cody sighed.
"Sorry man, I can't get your exy ex back for you. I can get you some advice on her though," Zack said, "She's just playing the 'charge taker' here. If she keeps arguing with you and rubbing things in your face, it's obvious she still has feelings for you. Bailey and you were meant for each other. Either admit that you still love her or... Well, anything could happen. She could come back to you! You just gotta wait and see! Don't wait too long or she'll just move on and go to Holden."
"Thanks bro, but I'm gonna go get a tuxedo, then cry in to my pillow... See ya." Cody sobbed and walked away.
"Poor Cody..." Zack muttered.
CHAPTER 2
Zack walked in to his brother's cabin.
"Look, I can help you to stop thinking about her. I don't really think prom is fun, but I'm sure you do," Zack sighed, "Just think about all the bad things about her. She was a bit bossy, don't you think? I mean, she took charge and pulled you around like a puppet. You didn't bother to man up... Nevermind that. She was annoying, bossy, competitive."
"Thanks man... Hey! All these things make me dislike Bailey! Haha! She was rude sometimes, she always got her way or no way. I WAS the puppet on her strings!" Cody smiled, "I'm free now! Why do I even want her?"
"Any time you think of her and her good sides, always bring up the bad sides again," Zack said, "Does that work for you?"
"I think it does... I also have a good way to make it up to you for being a nice brother today," Cody grinned, "You don't like prom, do you?"
"No, like I said. All the girls ask you to spend money money money! Hard earned money! And then you go spend it all on these girls that you dump! Ugh!" Zack cried.
"Think of the good sides for this. I know you have a crush on that Maya girl, eh? Sweet Maya. If you ask her to prom and she says yes, imagine her in a beautiful dress, you in a silky black tuxedo, holding her close... Her lips may even touch yours that night... What if that happened?"
"That's crazy! Maya won't go to prom with me! She barely is even friends with me!" Zack laughed.
"Have you asked her yet?" Cody asked.
"No..." Zack muttered.
"Go! Go now! Don't let another guy sweep her off her feet!" Cody rushed, "Go right now and ask her to prom! How can she say no?"
"Well, what if she does?" Zack asked.
"Then come back to me," Cody replied, "I have another plan for a case like THAT!"
CHAPTER 3
"Hey Maya," Zack smiled as he tugged her arm, "Well..."
"What?" She asked annoyed.
"I know you haven't noticed... But... I love you," Zack said, "Will you go to prom with me?"
"No. I'm not going." Maya snapped.
"But... Please?" Zack pleaded.
"Well... I guess since I wasn't going to go anyways..." Maya sighed.
"YES! I love you!" Zack exclaimed.
"You know, you are a bit cute and silly," Maya laughed, "I kinda like you, too..."
Before Zack could laugh and ask, 'seriously?' , Maya planted her lips on Zack's for a quick kiss. Then she broke away from him, smiling. She walked away, and turned her head and winked. Then she continued walking away.
"Did that just happen?" Zack asked when Woody came.
"That Maya just agreed to go to prom with you and then kissed you? Well, yeah, she just did." Woody said.
"Who are you going to prom with, Woodster?" Zack asked.
"Addison." Woody replied, "She agreed!"
"Obviously, she goes goo-goo eyes over you like you do to meat!" Zack laughed.
CHAPTER 4
"Welcome seniors! Welcome to your senior prom! A time of romance, fun, and much more!" Miss Tutweiler announced, "Please enjoy your prom together!"
The seniors smiled and found their partners.
"Where's Cody?" Zack asked, "I seriously need to thank him..."
"I don't know." Woody said and looked for Addison.
All of a sudden, the door burst open, and there was Cody, looking so hot in a tuxedo made of real silk. He winked at his brother. Zack smiled.
"Dude, I didn't think you would come." Zack laughed.
"I wasn't going to... But then I remembered," Cody smiled, "I'm not going to let Bailey get in the way of my senior prom!"
"Thanks man... You know, Maya actually is going to dance with me here," Zack grinned, "She even kissed me on the lips!"
"That's cool, dude... Now I don't know what I'm going to do! I don't have a fucking date!" Cody sighed.
"You didn't get a date? I thought you would've at least attempted to woo one of those girls out there." Zack said.
"I didn't because I don't love them like I did with Bailey." Cody began to flash through memories.
"Don't go there, man! Forget about her for this one day at least!" Zack cried.
CHAPTER 1
In the sweetly vague scented Sky Deck, Cody Martin sipped a smoothie freshly made by his brother. Right then, his ex-girlfriend took a seat next to him.
"Hey Bailey, can I get you something?" Zack asked, "I gotta make as much money as I can. I need to repay Todd. He's the hunky guy, and I stole 40 bucks from him. Todd said he'd beat me up if I don't."
"Doesn't all the money except a small portion go to the ship's funds?" Bailey rolled her eyes.
"Yeah," Zack said, "But I'm counting all the smoothies bought as tips for the lovely master waiter and whatever you call the person that makes the smoothie."
Cody rolled his eyes.
"So Zackster, who are you going to prom with?" Cody asked.
"It's easy to get a date. I just don't love the girls. Looking cool is all about just getting a babe for a night you need her, then tearing her heart out," Zack replied, "I don't fall in love."
"Who are YOU going to prom with?" Cody looked at Bailey.
"Uh..." She hesitated.
All of a sudden, the hunky teenager, Holden walked up to the juice bar. He moved his golden hair behind his ear and smiled at Bailey.
"Sorry to interrupt you all," Holden said, "But my figure would like to ask you out, Bailey. Prom. You and me. 7:00 PM at the dance tomorrow. That's our senior prom. Whaddya say?"
Bailey proudly smiled at Cody with a 'Haha sucker' look.
"Oh, sure, Holden! I wasn't gonna go to prom anyways. So, why not go? I'd love to go with you," Bailey smiled, "See ya there."
Cody felt a pain in his heart. Even Zack felt sympathy.
"Look who just got herself a date, Cody!" Bailey rubbed in, "I knew right after I broke up with you that guys would be fawning over me!"
"Woah woah woah woah! YOU didn't break up with me. I WAS the one who gave the idea," Cody snapped, "Plus, the girls just don't know I'm available yet. Once they do, I'll have to break some hearts, just to pick the right chic to go to prom with me."
"You're disgusting calling girls 'chics'. You're just like your brother. Take that offensively. I can't believe I dated someone like you. Nerdy, rude and disgusting!" Bailey rolled her eyes.
"Hey, Bailey... Did you know that I AM the one who takes that offensively?! I'm the one who attracts the girls and calls them chics, and you're calling him disgusting? All guys are bad boys who are like me. You just made it awful to me to say I'm like Cody."
"Bad boy? He's not bad! He's so LAME!" Bailey laughed.
"No offense, but you are quite the same as him." Zack stated.
"At least I can get a stupid date to prom, unlike some guy, SO CALLED CODY MARTIN," Bailey loudly said, "I gotta go. I need to go pick a dress for prom to wear while I dance and cuddle with Holden."
Cody held back the tears in his eyes. He watched his ex-girlfriend walk away. Looking at her made Cody think she just got hotter everyday! Her figure was so sexy, he couldn't resist the way she was. How could he fall in love with her and then actually let her go? They were so alike! He thought they'd be together forever. He knew she was the best thing that ever happened to him.
"Dude... She kinda got lucky there, eh? I'm sure with my advice I can get you a hot babe to take you to prom," Zack grinned, "You escort the lady. Am I great or what?"
"Yeah, you're great alright. But, I don't want to go to prom unless I'm going with my Bailey." Cody sighed.
"Sorry man, I can't get your exy ex back for you. I can get you some advice on her though," Zack said, "She's just playing the 'charge taker' here. If she keeps arguing with you and rubbing things in your face, it's obvious she still has feelings for you. Bailey and you were meant for each other. Either admit that you still love her or... Well, anything could happen. She could come back to you! You just gotta wait and see! Don't wait too long or she'll just move on and go to Holden."
"Thanks bro, but I'm gonna go get a tuxedo, then cry in to my pillow... See ya." Cody sobbed and walked away.
"Poor Cody..." Zack muttered.
CHAPTER 2
Zack walked in to his brother's cabin.
"Look, I can help you to stop thinking about her. I don't really think prom is fun, but I'm sure you do," Zack sighed, "Just think about all the bad things about her. She was a bit bossy, don't you think? I mean, she took charge and pulled you around like a puppet. You didn't bother to man up... Nevermind that. She was annoying, bossy, competitive."
"Thanks man... Hey! All these things make me dislike Bailey! Haha! She was rude sometimes, she always got her way or no way. I WAS the puppet on her strings!" Cody smiled, "I'm free now! Why do I even want her?"
"Any time you think of her and her good sides, always bring up the bad sides again," Zack said, "Does that work for you?"
"I think it does... I also have a good way to make it up to you for being a nice brother today," Cody grinned, "You don't like prom, do you?"
"No, like I said. All the girls ask you to spend money money money! Hard earned money! And then you go spend it all on these girls that you dump! Ugh!" Zack cried.
"Think of the good sides for this. I know you have a crush on that Maya girl, eh? Sweet Maya. If you ask her to prom and she says yes, imagine her in a beautiful dress, you in a silky black tuxedo, holding her close... Her lips may even touch yours that night... What if that happened?"
"That's crazy! Maya won't go to prom with me! She barely is even friends with me!" Zack laughed.
"Have you asked her yet?" Cody asked.
"No..." Zack muttered.
"Go! Go now! Don't let another guy sweep her off her feet!" Cody rushed, "Go right now and ask her to prom! How can she say no?"
"Well, what if she does?" Zack asked.
"Then come back to me," Cody replied, "I have another plan for a case like THAT!"
CHAPTER 3
"Hey Maya," Zack smiled as he tugged her arm, "Well..."
"What?" She asked annoyed.
"I know you haven't noticed... But... I love you," Zack said, "Will you go to prom with me?"
"No. I'm not going." Maya snapped.
"But... Please?" Zack pleaded.
"Well... I guess since I wasn't going to go anyways..." Maya sighed.
"YES! I love you!" Zack exclaimed.
"You know, you are a bit cute and silly," Maya laughed, "I kinda like you, too..."
Before Zack could laugh and ask, 'seriously?' , Maya planted her lips on Zack's for a quick kiss. Then she broke away from him, smiling. She walked away, and turned her head and winked. Then she continued walking away.
"Did that just happen?" Zack asked when Woody came.
"That Maya just agreed to go to prom with you and then kissed you? Well, yeah, she just did." Woody said.
"Who are you going to prom with, Woodster?" Zack asked.
"Addison." Woody replied, "She agreed!"
"Obviously, she goes goo-goo eyes over you like you do to meat!" Zack laughed.
CHAPTER 4
"Welcome seniors! Welcome to your senior prom! A time of romance, fun, and much more!" Miss Tutweiler announced, "Please enjoy your prom together!"
The seniors smiled and found their partners.
"Where's Cody?" Zack asked, "I seriously need to thank him..."
"I don't know." Woody said and looked for Addison.
All of a sudden, the door burst open, and there was Cody, looking so hot in a tuxedo made of real silk. He winked at his brother. Zack smiled.
"Dude, I didn't think you would come." Zack laughed.
"I wasn't going to... But then I remembered," Cody smiled, "I'm not going to let Bailey get in the way of my senior prom!"
"Thanks man... You know, Maya actually is going to dance with me here," Zack grinned, "She even kissed me on the lips!"
"That's cool, dude... Now I don't know what I'm going to do! I don't have a fucking date!" Cody sighed.
"You didn't get a date? I thought you would've at least attempted to woo one of those girls out there." Zack said.
"I didn't because I don't love them like I did with Bailey." Cody began to flash through memories.
"Don't go there, man! Forget about her for this one day at least!" Zack cried.
Jetskiing Love Suite Life on Deck story by James
CHAPTER 1
"Alright class, settle down, settle down," Miss T calmed her class down, "Well, this assignment is going to be fun for all of you. And I do not mean it in a funny way, alright? All children in 7 Seas High are going to participate in the very first and now annual jet skiing race!"
"Seriously? That's tight, T! You're gonna let us do it?" Zack smiled.
"Yes, yes, yes! It's a part of your physical fitness testing, and all must at least pass. Of course, we need partners for this, because these jet skis are big. So, choose a partner right now." Miss T said.
Cody drooled over Bailey. How great would it be to have the hot Bailey holding on to his shoulders as they raced together.
"I need answers now, class! Quickly choose a partner and... This is the only time I'll really allow it but... Shout out who you want for your partner, if they agree, then sure you can have them... Yeah." Miss T rushed.
"I'll take Cody!" Bailey exclaimed, "I mean... Maybe Cody and I could race together... Ya know, if it's cool with him."
Cody's face brightened up.
"SURE!" He burst out, "I mean... Yeah, yeah. It's fine with me."
"Does anyone want me?" Woody asked.
Nobody answered.
"HURTFUL!"
"Well, how about London and me?" Zack looked at the rich girl, "Huh?"
"Yea, as long as I get an A+ to show off my smarticles. Well, Zack, you're a sporty guy, so you better get us an A," London said, "Although, I really don't care about my grade."
"Alright, so Cody and Bailey, Zack and London. Who else?" Tutweiler looked at them all, "HEY! You! Who are you? And why on Earth are you munching on chips in my classroom?!"
There was a guy in the back of the classroom, munching on chips. His body was a bit 'obese'. Alright, I'll say it... The boy was fat! Very fat!
"Hi. I guess I'm a new student. My name is Bobby Brack," He snapped, "Is that Woodster? Woody!"
"I'll take this guy for my partner!" Woody exclaimed, "Bobby! I missed you!"
"They all do miss my snackaries. Now how have you been doing. Clean freak boy got your nerves. Don't speak, so shut up and don't reply." Bobby said.
"Bobby and Woody." Miss T said, "You know what. I'm tired of this! I'm picking your partners from now on. Jennette and Johnson. Ali and Erica. Mark and Patrick. David and Joshua. Sophie and Derek."
"WHAT!" Some of the students moaned.
CHAPTER 2
"Oh, Cody... You know for our jetski project?" Bailey said when she saw Cody after school, "Well, I just wanted to tell you that I'm a bit... Scared."
Bailey suddenly felt stupid for saying. She was hoping that Cody would still think of her as a friend, and not of as a wimp.
"Ah, that's alright. Just hold on tight to my shoulders and don't let go," Cody felt happy, "Then you should be just fine. And don't forget to have fun anyways! Let loose and have some fun... Well, hold on tight but have fun."
"Okay," Bailey laughed, "Thanks. I'm looking forward to going. I've actually never been jetskiing before. This is my first time."
UPDATE SOON!
"Alright class, settle down, settle down," Miss T calmed her class down, "Well, this assignment is going to be fun for all of you. And I do not mean it in a funny way, alright? All children in 7 Seas High are going to participate in the very first and now annual jet skiing race!"
"Seriously? That's tight, T! You're gonna let us do it?" Zack smiled.
"Yes, yes, yes! It's a part of your physical fitness testing, and all must at least pass. Of course, we need partners for this, because these jet skis are big. So, choose a partner right now." Miss T said.
Cody drooled over Bailey. How great would it be to have the hot Bailey holding on to his shoulders as they raced together.
"I need answers now, class! Quickly choose a partner and... This is the only time I'll really allow it but... Shout out who you want for your partner, if they agree, then sure you can have them... Yeah." Miss T rushed.
"I'll take Cody!" Bailey exclaimed, "I mean... Maybe Cody and I could race together... Ya know, if it's cool with him."
Cody's face brightened up.
"SURE!" He burst out, "I mean... Yeah, yeah. It's fine with me."
"Does anyone want me?" Woody asked.
Nobody answered.
"HURTFUL!"
"Well, how about London and me?" Zack looked at the rich girl, "Huh?"
"Yea, as long as I get an A+ to show off my smarticles. Well, Zack, you're a sporty guy, so you better get us an A," London said, "Although, I really don't care about my grade."
"Alright, so Cody and Bailey, Zack and London. Who else?" Tutweiler looked at them all, "HEY! You! Who are you? And why on Earth are you munching on chips in my classroom?!"
There was a guy in the back of the classroom, munching on chips. His body was a bit 'obese'. Alright, I'll say it... The boy was fat! Very fat!
"Hi. I guess I'm a new student. My name is Bobby Brack," He snapped, "Is that Woodster? Woody!"
"I'll take this guy for my partner!" Woody exclaimed, "Bobby! I missed you!"
"They all do miss my snackaries. Now how have you been doing. Clean freak boy got your nerves. Don't speak, so shut up and don't reply." Bobby said.
"Bobby and Woody." Miss T said, "You know what. I'm tired of this! I'm picking your partners from now on. Jennette and Johnson. Ali and Erica. Mark and Patrick. David and Joshua. Sophie and Derek."
"WHAT!" Some of the students moaned.
CHAPTER 2
"Oh, Cody... You know for our jetski project?" Bailey said when she saw Cody after school, "Well, I just wanted to tell you that I'm a bit... Scared."
Bailey suddenly felt stupid for saying. She was hoping that Cody would still think of her as a friend, and not of as a wimp.
"Ah, that's alright. Just hold on tight to my shoulders and don't let go," Cody felt happy, "Then you should be just fine. And don't forget to have fun anyways! Let loose and have some fun... Well, hold on tight but have fun."
"Okay," Bailey laughed, "Thanks. I'm looking forward to going. I've actually never been jetskiing before. This is my first time."
UPDATE SOON!
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
HATE MY SISTER AND PARENTS! by ajcandish
A few of my friends gathered and told me what they feel about their families.
This is a friend of mine, Ella. She goes to my school and had struggled because of her family who neglects her.
CHAPTER 1: ELLA'S STORY
So Ella, a young girl, has an older sister. Her Mom and Dad are in love with her older sister.
One day, Ella was doing an important school research report at home. Her sister, Adalen, got a text from her friend, telling her to come on Facebook and chat. So, Adalen went in the computer room. She saw Ella on the computer.
Adalen: Ella, I need the computer.
Ella: So do I. I have a report to do!
Adalen: Maggie wants to talk to me on Facebook, Ella.
Ella: My report is due tomorrow!
Adalen: So what?
Ella: I need to type it up!
The snobby girl Adalen goes to tell her Mom about how Ella won't give her a turn on the computer.
Mom: Ella! Stop hogging the computer! It's Adalen's turn unless you wanna get Dad involved. Get off right now.
Ella: But Mom, I have a report to type up.
Mom: Adalen has an important social life.
Ella: I don't? Plus, this report is really important to me. And it's due tomorrow!
Adalen: Mom wanted you to get off. It's my turn now. Maggie and I have stuff to talk about.
Unfair or what?
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This is a friend of mine, Ella. She goes to my school and had struggled because of her family who neglects her.
CHAPTER 1: ELLA'S STORY
So Ella, a young girl, has an older sister. Her Mom and Dad are in love with her older sister.
One day, Ella was doing an important school research report at home. Her sister, Adalen, got a text from her friend, telling her to come on Facebook and chat. So, Adalen went in the computer room. She saw Ella on the computer.
Adalen: Ella, I need the computer.
Ella: So do I. I have a report to do!
Adalen: Maggie wants to talk to me on Facebook, Ella.
Ella: My report is due tomorrow!
Adalen: So what?
Ella: I need to type it up!
The snobby girl Adalen goes to tell her Mom about how Ella won't give her a turn on the computer.
Mom: Ella! Stop hogging the computer! It's Adalen's turn unless you wanna get Dad involved. Get off right now.
Ella: But Mom, I have a report to type up.
Mom: Adalen has an important social life.
Ella: I don't? Plus, this report is really important to me. And it's due tomorrow!
Adalen: Mom wanted you to get off. It's my turn now. Maggie and I have stuff to talk about.
Unfair or what?
Want more ajcandish stories? Keep reading! Find out more about hated children who get neglected by their parents! And bullied and outfavorited! TRUE stories from REAL people. Ajcandish has the real scoop about how younglings are neglected by parents! Don't let your parents love your siblings more. Talk with them if you feel that way!
Keep reading for advice from Ajcandish, plus more true stories!
Aiden's Pokemon Battle by treyshaprio
This is my first story and I really like this trading card game I think everyone knows about named Pokemon. Some of my friends think it's stupid, but I think it's fun!
CHAPTER 1: Challenger
Aiden Davis walked in to the Pokemon Trading Card Store. The banner said, 'TRAINER CONTEST TODAY'. What was this trainer contest? He saw a bunch of teenagers about his age standing at a table playing with their Pokemon Cards. All Aiden wanted was to purchase another pack of cards. But what was this?
"Yo, kid... You a trainer?" A tough looking boy looked at Aiden, "C'mon, don't be a pussy! Come, come fight us if you have the little Pokemon trainer guts!"
"I'm no pussy. And I didn't know there was a trainer fight today," Aiden said, "Who are you anyways? I brought my Pokemon Cards, so I can battle."
"Well, I'm last years champion, trainer Bruce Alan. Let's see if you have the skill to beat me," Bruce said,
"Cool." Aiden said.
"Choose someone to fight, play a game with them, then if you win, you hit the next player in the first and final wave," Bruce explained, "The final 2 will play another epic duel and the winner, of course, wins!"
"What do the trainers get out of the battles?" Aiden asked, "Like the overall total Pokemon champion? What does the final winner of ALL the trainers win?"
"Last year it was a stupid shirt. This year it's a Blazing RARE Pokemon card deck," Bruce grinned, "I'm the papa, I win it. Features the super multi-energy card! SWEET, eh?"
"You better not be so sure you win," Aiden said, "I might as well call myself a Pokemon champ this year. I'm gonna get the rare deck."
"Go battle one of those pussies and noobs over there," Bruce smirked, "You won't stand a chance against the lamest ones, Mr. Confident. Let's see if you end up to battle the Pokemaster! YEA!"
Lloyd Christian took one ugly glance at Aiden and hated his guts. This guy was going down! Lloyd wanted to be the Pokemaster this year! He wanted that rare deck with the multi-energy card! He would furiously summon energy for all his Pokemon! EVEN BENCHED ONES! HELL YEAH!
"Hey, AIDEN. I heard you talking to last years champ, Bruce. This year Imma win. I'm Lloyd Christian," Lloyd said, "Get ready to be pwned. Cuz Imma battle you right now! MY FIRST ENEMY OF THE GAME!"
"Alright, let's see the cards your noob self has," Aiden smiled, "I have some rare cards in here. And I'm gonna win the ultra rare ones today! I AM THE POKEMASTER!"
Lloyd laughed and set down a Pikachu. "Beat the lightning god. Other than the evolvation, Raichu. He'd pwn Pikachu any day, after all, they are evolvations."
"Prepare to be pwned by Dwebble, motha fucka! Haha!" Aiden slammed his Dwebble card down, "LET'S DO THIS!"
"1 energy card. SO NOW. Lightning strike!" Lloyd yelled. Instantly, a visualization in their heads came to be. Pikachu yelled his name and pointed a finger at Dwebble, shocking him.
"Lame!" Aiden laughed, "My little seaboy ain't afraid of no Pikachu! He has no weakness to lightning Pokemon. Only 10 damage. FAIL."
"Come on, asshead. Just add some energy and use your fucking Pokemon to attack!" Lloyd shouted, "I'm gonna take your noob ass and throw it out of this store!"
"Oh really? I'm adding 1 energy to Dwebble. Now prepare to be counterattacked! Pikachu can't take this," Aiden smirked and put an energy card down, "Visualize this. Rock throw!"
The boys' minds filled with thoughts of Dwebble launching millions of rocks at Pikachu's poor self. But, Dwebble's rock throw didn't cause much more damage than Pikachu did, but it did more!
"Look at that! 10 more damage!" Aiden grinned, "Dwebble with 10 HP gone. And you with 20! Pikachu is gonna be knocked out soon."
"Even if you knock my Pikachu out," Lloyd looked at Aiden, "A skilled player like me would give up their turn to add a Pokemon to my bench!"
"That's the only Pokemon you can bench," Aiden said, "You better make a good choice!"
update soon ya~!
CHAPTER 1: Challenger
Aiden Davis walked in to the Pokemon Trading Card Store. The banner said, 'TRAINER CONTEST TODAY'. What was this trainer contest? He saw a bunch of teenagers about his age standing at a table playing with their Pokemon Cards. All Aiden wanted was to purchase another pack of cards. But what was this?
"Yo, kid... You a trainer?" A tough looking boy looked at Aiden, "C'mon, don't be a pussy! Come, come fight us if you have the little Pokemon trainer guts!"
"I'm no pussy. And I didn't know there was a trainer fight today," Aiden said, "Who are you anyways? I brought my Pokemon Cards, so I can battle."
"Well, I'm last years champion, trainer Bruce Alan. Let's see if you have the skill to beat me," Bruce said,
"Cool." Aiden said.
"Choose someone to fight, play a game with them, then if you win, you hit the next player in the first and final wave," Bruce explained, "The final 2 will play another epic duel and the winner, of course, wins!"
"What do the trainers get out of the battles?" Aiden asked, "Like the overall total Pokemon champion? What does the final winner of ALL the trainers win?"
"Last year it was a stupid shirt. This year it's a Blazing RARE Pokemon card deck," Bruce grinned, "I'm the papa, I win it. Features the super multi-energy card! SWEET, eh?"
"You better not be so sure you win," Aiden said, "I might as well call myself a Pokemon champ this year. I'm gonna get the rare deck."
"Go battle one of those pussies and noobs over there," Bruce smirked, "You won't stand a chance against the lamest ones, Mr. Confident. Let's see if you end up to battle the Pokemaster! YEA!"
Lloyd Christian took one ugly glance at Aiden and hated his guts. This guy was going down! Lloyd wanted to be the Pokemaster this year! He wanted that rare deck with the multi-energy card! He would furiously summon energy for all his Pokemon! EVEN BENCHED ONES! HELL YEAH!
"Hey, AIDEN. I heard you talking to last years champ, Bruce. This year Imma win. I'm Lloyd Christian," Lloyd said, "Get ready to be pwned. Cuz Imma battle you right now! MY FIRST ENEMY OF THE GAME!"
"Alright, let's see the cards your noob self has," Aiden smiled, "I have some rare cards in here. And I'm gonna win the ultra rare ones today! I AM THE POKEMASTER!"
Lloyd laughed and set down a Pikachu. "Beat the lightning god. Other than the evolvation, Raichu. He'd pwn Pikachu any day, after all, they are evolvations."
"Prepare to be pwned by Dwebble, motha fucka! Haha!" Aiden slammed his Dwebble card down, "LET'S DO THIS!"
"1 energy card. SO NOW. Lightning strike!" Lloyd yelled. Instantly, a visualization in their heads came to be. Pikachu yelled his name and pointed a finger at Dwebble, shocking him.
"Lame!" Aiden laughed, "My little seaboy ain't afraid of no Pikachu! He has no weakness to lightning Pokemon. Only 10 damage. FAIL."
"Come on, asshead. Just add some energy and use your fucking Pokemon to attack!" Lloyd shouted, "I'm gonna take your noob ass and throw it out of this store!"
"Oh really? I'm adding 1 energy to Dwebble. Now prepare to be counterattacked! Pikachu can't take this," Aiden smirked and put an energy card down, "Visualize this. Rock throw!"
The boys' minds filled with thoughts of Dwebble launching millions of rocks at Pikachu's poor self. But, Dwebble's rock throw didn't cause much more damage than Pikachu did, but it did more!
"Look at that! 10 more damage!" Aiden grinned, "Dwebble with 10 HP gone. And you with 20! Pikachu is gonna be knocked out soon."
"Even if you knock my Pikachu out," Lloyd looked at Aiden, "A skilled player like me would give up their turn to add a Pokemon to my bench!"
"That's the only Pokemon you can bench," Aiden said, "You better make a good choice!"
update soon ya~!
Monday, May 2, 2011
After the Years: You'd Never Expect by Aerosmith SUITE LIFE ON DECK STORY AND ON DECK ENTRY
CHAPTER 1: Fucking New Lady
Now that it was after graduation, all the students had moved on from being younglings. They finished college and headed out for jobs! Everyday, Bailey Pickett walked down her new street. She was now a lonely woman who worked for a young scientist named Scott Smith. He was about the same age as Bailey. The truth was that Scott liked Bailey. But, obviously Bailey wasn't over her old ex-boyfriend, Cody Martin.
One day, while she was walking down her street, a sight of Cody caught her eye! Yes, she knew Cody lived here, but this wasn't good! Cody was walking with his arm around some girl!
"Oh my god! Bailey, I knew you were around this complex. It's great to see you," Cody smiled, "Oh! HER! I forgot to tell you, this is my new girlfriend, Myra. We're getting married soon."
"Yes! Me and Cody have had such a great time together," Myra said, "I think it's time me and my little sweetie go on to bigger things. Right Cody-wody?"
"Yup. And we're inviting you to our wedding, well I am," Cody said, "Myra, this is my old friend, Bailey. We're inviting her to our wedding. She is a friend to me!"
"Any friend of you is a friend of mine. Hello, Bailey. It is very nice to meet you," Myra grinned and shook her hand, "So, I guess we'll be seeing you at the wedding, eh!?"
"It'll come in the mail for you. I already sent the invitations, so it should arrive soon. Wow, Bailey! You haven't spoke one word yet," Cody laughed, "Have anything to say? It's been a while since we've spoke."
"Imma... I'm fine... I have to check if I have any time for your wedding," Bailey hesitantly said, "Time is ticking, I have to go see Scott now."
"Scott?" Cody looked up jealously, "That muscular scientist who is the founder of Acid Labs? What are you doing with him?"
"Oh, nothin'. We are dating," Bailey lied, "I am gonna watch a_ uh romantic movie with him today. We still haven't chose... But uh__ we wanted it to be romantic to suit our love and all. He even gave me a job at his company, and we're gonna get married soon."
She took the lie too far. Bailey got jealous because Cody was dating Myra. Also, he only called her a friend. Not even to care to call them 'OLD CLOSE FRIENDS' or EX-BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!
"C-cool. Yeah. I hope you're happy with Scott," Cody jealously sighed, "Don't forget to come to my wedding with Myra! We'll have lots of snacks, besides the delicious cake we're making."
"Yes! Cody is such a great chef," Myra smiled, "He's baking the cake. I don't think I'll have to be the cooking mommy in the family! We're planning on having kids, too!"
"Fabulous." Bailey jealously said, "Scott won 3 cooking awards! I can't wait for us to eat his cake at OUR wedding!"
"Sounds tasty... 3 awards? I'm sure he made that in to a hyperbole. Ain't ya think, Myra?" Cody looked at his girlfriend.
"Well, Scott seems like a muscular guy who can do anything, so no," Myra said, "Almost like you. But I am not in LOVE with Scott."
"Sorry, Bailey. Me and Myra have to go," Cody said, "We should bake the cake, after renting out a wedding hall. It's gonna be a blast. Don't forget to come!"
"I won't..." Bailey mumbled.
UPDATING SOON!
Now that it was after graduation, all the students had moved on from being younglings. They finished college and headed out for jobs! Everyday, Bailey Pickett walked down her new street. She was now a lonely woman who worked for a young scientist named Scott Smith. He was about the same age as Bailey. The truth was that Scott liked Bailey. But, obviously Bailey wasn't over her old ex-boyfriend, Cody Martin.
One day, while she was walking down her street, a sight of Cody caught her eye! Yes, she knew Cody lived here, but this wasn't good! Cody was walking with his arm around some girl!
"Oh my god! Bailey, I knew you were around this complex. It's great to see you," Cody smiled, "Oh! HER! I forgot to tell you, this is my new girlfriend, Myra. We're getting married soon."
"Yes! Me and Cody have had such a great time together," Myra said, "I think it's time me and my little sweetie go on to bigger things. Right Cody-wody?"
"Yup. And we're inviting you to our wedding, well I am," Cody said, "Myra, this is my old friend, Bailey. We're inviting her to our wedding. She is a friend to me!"
"Any friend of you is a friend of mine. Hello, Bailey. It is very nice to meet you," Myra grinned and shook her hand, "So, I guess we'll be seeing you at the wedding, eh!?"
"It'll come in the mail for you. I already sent the invitations, so it should arrive soon. Wow, Bailey! You haven't spoke one word yet," Cody laughed, "Have anything to say? It's been a while since we've spoke."
"Imma... I'm fine... I have to check if I have any time for your wedding," Bailey hesitantly said, "Time is ticking, I have to go see Scott now."
"Scott?" Cody looked up jealously, "That muscular scientist who is the founder of Acid Labs? What are you doing with him?"
"Oh, nothin'. We are dating," Bailey lied, "I am gonna watch a_ uh romantic movie with him today. We still haven't chose... But uh__ we wanted it to be romantic to suit our love and all. He even gave me a job at his company, and we're gonna get married soon."
She took the lie too far. Bailey got jealous because Cody was dating Myra. Also, he only called her a friend. Not even to care to call them 'OLD CLOSE FRIENDS' or EX-BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!
"C-cool. Yeah. I hope you're happy with Scott," Cody jealously sighed, "Don't forget to come to my wedding with Myra! We'll have lots of snacks, besides the delicious cake we're making."
"Yes! Cody is such a great chef," Myra smiled, "He's baking the cake. I don't think I'll have to be the cooking mommy in the family! We're planning on having kids, too!"
"Fabulous." Bailey jealously said, "Scott won 3 cooking awards! I can't wait for us to eat his cake at OUR wedding!"
"Sounds tasty... 3 awards? I'm sure he made that in to a hyperbole. Ain't ya think, Myra?" Cody looked at his girlfriend.
"Well, Scott seems like a muscular guy who can do anything, so no," Myra said, "Almost like you. But I am not in LOVE with Scott."
"Sorry, Bailey. Me and Myra have to go," Cody said, "We should bake the cake, after renting out a wedding hall. It's gonna be a blast. Don't forget to come!"
"I won't..." Bailey mumbled.
UPDATING SOON!
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