Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Piper's First Kiss AL CAPONE SHINES MY SHOES by joeyjoes 6 chapters

Chapter 1: Play Ball
(Moose's Point of View)
Scout, Annie, Jimmy and a lot of our other friends were all playing baseball.
That is except the stuck up girl, Piper.
"Alright, Jimmy. I'm going to pitch it to you nice and slow." Scout taunted.
Jimmy scowled at Scout.
"Scout, play nice." I said.
Scout smirked.
Scout then rubbed his hands and slapped the ball .upon his knees and pitched.
Jimmy swung and missed.
"Loser." Scout muttered.
Jimmy whacked the bat on the ground and said, "I'm ready, hit me again."
"Strike one!" Justin Bounen yelled.
"Stop rubbing it in I bet you'd get a strike at least once!" Jimmy whined.
Theresa ran to Jimmy.
"JIMMY!" Theresa yelled.
"Not now!" Jimmy yelled, "I'm playing ball."
"Jim-mee! I don't want to watch Rocky! I want to play with Janet!" Theresa whined.
I furiously looked at Theresa.
"Stop!" Theresa yelled at me.
"Look after him. I missed baseball yesterday to watch Rocky!" Jimmy said.
Theresa ran away holding Rocky. She had a furious expression on her face.
Scout pitched twice again and Jimmy struck out.
Jimmy slammed the bat on the ground in anger as Scout laughed just loud enough for Jimmy to hear. I knew Scout did that on purpose. The problem is Scout doesn't like Jimmy because Scout thinks Jimmy is my best friend and he isn't!
But honestly, I do like Scout much better, yet I don't like his anger. Neither for Jimmy in baseball. Scout is my type more. Not saying I don't like Jimmy.
"Change sides." Scout said.
The batters ran to the outfield.
Scout and me pushed through trying to get first. Obviously, Scout is so fast he made it first.
Jimmy was pitching.
"Hah. Thanks to Jimmy this might as well be too easy." Scout whispered to me.
I didn't really like it when Scout made fun of Jimmy.
Jimmy and I are also friends. Why can't Scout just like Jim, too?
Jimmy tried his best to pitch fast, but it was slow.
Scout whacked the ball and it flew really far.
He ran past 3 bases before Jackson could get it.
"Nice one, Scout." Jackson said.
Scout grinned.
I was batting next. I grabbed the bat.
Jimmy pitched his hardest.
I hit it way farther than Scout's. I'm pretty proud of that.
I had enough stamina to run past just ALL FOUR bases!
I noticed Piper was watching me bat from the fence.
Me and Scout both hit base 4. It was pretty cool. Yet, I did MUCH better than Scout. And you wouldn't hear that from me. Scout usually is better. It's not my intention to brag, but I feel I should be really proud!
Scout looked kind of upset that I hit it.
"Nice one." He said trying to sound happy for me.
Piper ran back away from the fence thinking nobody saw her. I guess I'm the only one who paid attention and saw her. That's also cool because I was RUNNING while I saw her.
Chapter 2:You like her
Annie pat my head while we were leaving.
Our team won by so many points.
"Hey, do you like Piper?" Annie asked.
My face grew hot.
"N_no." I replied.
"Then why were you eying her when you were running? There's so much evidence that you like her."
"I do not, Annie." I said.
Scout was laughing.
"Oh, poor Moose. You don't know that Piper might as well be crazy for you." Scout said.
"Why?" I asked.
"Cause', you're so madly in love with her!" Scout laughed.
My face grew hotter.
The truth is, I do kinda like Piper. If you know what I mean. I mean, sure, Piper is bossy and mean sometimes. But she's cute. And if you get to know her, she's pretty cool. Except we all know that Piper likes SCOUT. Honestly, I'm pretty jealous of Scout. The weird part is Scout thinks Piper likes me, but Piper likes HIM!
So does Annie.
"Just change the subject. He doesn't like talking about his girlfriend." Annie said.
"She's not my girlfriend!" I yelled.
"Whatever ya' say Moosey." Scout said and rubbed my hair like I was a little boy.
Annie and Scout were laughing as they walked through the steel fence.
Chapter 3: Piper's gotta thing for him
Am I the only one who knows Piper isn't in love with me?
I KNOW Scout will never find out unless he just kisses Piper.
More likely, I tell him.
But why would I do that? Then Scout might start really liking Piper. Right now he thinks I have a thing for her!
Well, I'll just keep away from that subject.
I met up with Piper after lunch.
"Hi." She said.
"Hi." I said.
I guess I'm kind of nervous in front of her now.
Because if anyone even catches us talking they'll swirl us and spread rumors that we're dating.
We sat down on a wooden bench.
"Well, you know about how I like Scout." Piper said.
I nodded.
"Well, everyone thinks I like you. But I don't." She said softly.
"I_I know. It's annoying when people do that." I said.
"Well, Moose. Even Scout doesn't know that I like him. It's... odd." She said.
Chapter 4: Something's on your mind
"Piper. Something's bothering you." I said.
"Yes, about that." She lied.
"No, something more." I said.
"No!" She yelled.
"I can tell when you lie." I said.
I knew it, she was lying.
How?
She put her face on my shoulder and began to cry.
Nobody was around, so I just hugged her.
"What's on your mind?" I asked softly.
"My, my Mom is really sick..." Piper cried.
Oh my god! Warden Williams' wife is sick? What if she dies!
I don't want to make Piper anymore upset than she is right now.
"Is she okay?" I asked and put my hand on her shoulder.
"Oh my god. No! She has cancer!!!" Piper exclaimed.
"Cancer?" I restated.
"I don't like talking about how she might die." Piper said and cried on me again.
When she stopped crying, her eyes were red.
Her lips were 4 inches from mine.
Do I kiss her?
I was going to, but I refused myself from.
WHY DID I MISS MY CHANCE?
An upset girl that I like was the perfect chance to kiss her!
Chapter 5: Chances Rebound
I looked down at the ground. The silence was killing me to kiss her!
The sweat on my face was dripping.
I wiped the sweat.
Then I itched my neck.
I didn't look up at Piper again after the chance I had to kiss her.
BUT FAILED.
Piper came close to me and kissed me before I knew it,
I think we were kissing for 10 minutes!
I felt like someone might of saw us kissing because I saw a flash of light about 10 seconds before me and Piper stopped kissing.
I itched my arm and my blue shirt sagged.
I bugged my eyes out.
"I thought you liked Scout." I said.
"Moose, you're an amazing friend. I mean, everybody thinks I'm just stuck up and mean. They never care about me. They wouldn't care if my Mom died. Only me and my Dad would probably." Piper explained.
"But how about Scout." I said.
"Moose, I don't care a damn about Scout if he doesn't support me at a time like this! You're the only guy who's ever kept standing no matter how mean I could get. Scout, he sometimes runs away from me. That's because I scowl at him and annoy him so much." Piper said.
My lips were dry.
She kissed me.
I didn't kiss her, she kissed ME!
"You might not know but Scout sometimes talks crap about how annoying you are." I said.
That was the truth. Scout talked so much crap about people. But he's never talked more crap about anyone than Piper. That's what I know.
"Every boy I ever liked usually talks some damn crap about me. Except you." She said.
Chapter 6: They Know
Annie was laughing when I was walking back.
"What the hell are you laughing about?" I asked annoyed of her.
"Geez. You and Piper." Annie replied.
"What about?" I asked nervously.
"You kissed, stupid." Annie said.
"No we didn't." I lied.
Annie rolled her eyes.
"I already told Scout. And don't lie. I know. I saw you. I have proof, a picture." Annie said.
"That's what that flash was." I said.
"Ha! You just admit it!" Annie bragged.
Scout walked over to me and Annie.
He was clapping his hands.
"Bravo, little man. You got your first kiss." Scout said roughing up my hair again.
"God, Scout. I kissed her. That's not even important." I said.
"What eves, man. It's her first kiss, too. You're the only guy who she looks up to." Scout laughed.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Nynx Death Chapters: 1 By: kkcool

Nynx Death is my story!
Chapter 1: Nynx released
Thir walked to the worship of Egypt, the Sphinx.
When Thir opened the chest, Nynx escaped his ghostly manner out of the Sphinx who caught him!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Writer's Contest Entry: Been changed to Thanksgiving

Okay guys, sorry to say but I decided to change the topic!
The new topic will be Thanksgiving cuz the holdiays are coming round' and we wanna
start getting in the spirit!
So ufiction is getting a little squirt of spirit by having a Thanksgiving story contest!
That's the way to celebrate on ufiction! Happy Thanksgiving break people!
Start writing your stories! Contest is over when we get a 'secret' maximum amount of people's entries in our log. So be ready to see if you WON!
-Jay Morris

Writer's Contest

Anyone who's any writer on ufiction! Make a story for
The Romace Contest!
Write a story about LOVE!
Come on, write about the kisses!
Good luck!
Top 3 win!
-Nick

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Not gay by Sierravd rated T for gayness 2 chapters

WARNING: HAS M\M PAIRING (MALE AND MALE)
Chapter 1: Gay life
Jared went to his boyfriend, Ethan.
"Ethan!" Jared said as he gave his boyfriend a kiss on the cheek.
"Jared, I waited for you at dinner." Ethan said.
"Sorry. Mother said I cannot go out with my gay boyfriend." Jared said.
"I did not tell my mother about our gay relationship." Ethan said.
The two boys began to makeout.
The boys went to Ethan's house.
"This must be your friend!" Mrs. Glesh said.
More than friends. Jared thought.
"Yes, this is Jared Straulzer." Ethan said.
The boys went upstairs and began to make out.
"This is the gay life." Jared whispered.
Tony Glesh, Ethan's big brother walked in when they were making out.
Chapter 2:I'm not gay
"What the heck, Ethan?!?" Tony asked shocked.
"I can explain." Ethan said.
"That is that you're a gay little brother!" Tony yelled not loud enough to let his parents know.

Turn Back to me Sierravd rated T for kissing

A suite life on deck story CAILEY
Chapter 1: Footrub
CODY'S POV
I struggled at Willa's disgustingness.
"I have stuff on my feet like Woody." Willa said.
I almost PUKED
Why was Bailey so attracted to hanging around me?
"Hey, Cody." She said.
"Hi Bailey." I said almost puking.
No, not at Bailey, I'm talking about Willa and her foot.
Bailey walked back to Jerry Seaner. He's the hunk by the pool with the shorts.
Checkered.
I'm jealous of him, cause' he and Bailey never got a shot, and they probably will, because Bailey's sniffing around him.
I, for one, am stuck here with Willa Fink. Woody's disgusting sister. Willa is cute, a pretty girl, very good at golf, but she has the same habits as Woody. Which nobody likes.
Chapter 2:Love Song
I told Willa she could let anything out to me. And she took that seriously. She actually 'let something out'. As in her farts and gases.
Blech!
"You so get me, Cody." Willa said and took a bite of her chicken.
"Oh yeah." I muttered.
I was on chew 4\58.
"This food is sure good, Cody." Willa said.
Again, I ignore her.
"This must cost so much, Cody." Willa said.
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
"Yeah." I muttered.
BARPHING. No, I'm joking. If I puked, Woody would punch me and make me upchuck again. So I might wanna keep all my insides, in.
"Cody, you're a great date. I love you, my hunky golfing boyfriend." Willa smiled.
Oh, dang it, Willa! You're attractive, more than anything.
But you! YOU'RE CARNAVORIOUS!
A band called Theis Love was about to play.
"I love this band. It's so good for our romance." Willa laughed.
I almost frowned, but I thought of Woody and put a big smile on my face. Which made Willa smile bigger.
Oh, Willa! Why do you have to steal my ex-boyfriend from me? Bailey thought
"Um_ Hello S.S! We're Theis Love, ready to play!" Spiro Mattlin said.
Spiro is the lead singer.
Bailey ran up to Spiro, Jon & Greg and whispered in his ear.
The band begin singing Exes.
A song for EX GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND!!!!
'He said, he is over with you... Ooo Ooo . Now girl, don't listen to him. You're the best thing that ever happened to hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim! So get a hold, you're no ex. He's your guy. Now work it out, oh work it out. Boy, boy, boy, can't you see this girl? She's the light, why don't you see!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oooh, yeahh, whoa whoa! Ooo, yeah, whoa, whoa!
Tell me tell me, do you want to be broken hearted? Is your ex, your whole life? She loves him and he loves herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Exes, exes, oh... They ain't nothing but a couple o' lovers, yeah... They just broken hearted in a fight now!!! Girl you stronger then that. Boy, you better than thaaaaaaaat. Ooo, oooo. Why do you wanna be exes, exes? She loves him, he loves her! Why won't you admit your feelings? Find out if you love him. Don't be annn EX!
An ex,

Chapter 3: Falling down
"That was stunning! Cody, we'll never break up." Willa said.
Oh yeah, sure, Willa. You and I, we'll be done soon. Heh. Cody thought.
Bailey was crawling on the floor and whacked my chair by accident.
"Ow!" I screamed as I hit my head on the sky deck floor.
"Sorry, Cody!" Bailey said as she rubbed my head.
"Back away girl," Willa said, "Cody's mine."
I itched my head.
"Shut up." Bailey whispered.
"Cody, are you okay?" Willa asked sweetly.
I saw Bailey and found something to do with Willa. It may hurt Willa
in so many different levels.
"Yeah. But the truth is something more..." I replied.
Chapter 4: What do you mean?
"What are you keeping from me, Cody?" Willa asked.
I shook my head. It's too much for me to break up with a girl, that I haven't known long.
But, if Bailey is right here, standing next to me, looking like my girlfriend... I may just pull something
off that is so genius, it will trick Willa!
"Cody..." Willa muttered and folded her arms.
I could tell Willa was anxious to know.
"No lies, Willa." I lied.
"Yeah?" Willa asked impatiently.
"I'm still in love with my ex-girlfriend." I confessed and lied.
"You are?" Willa asked sadly.
"You are?" Bailey asked shocked.
"Yes, no lies, Willa." I said.
Bailey smiled.
"Oh, bye-bye." Bailey said.
"Cody, what do you mean?" Willa asked.
"We're uhh." I stammered.
"WHAT?" Willa asked angry.
"Breaking up." I confessed.
"Dang it..." Willa muttered.
Chapter 5: The truth to Bailey
"Cody, I can't believe you said that." Bailey said.
"Well, thanks for playing along to get Willa to go away." I said and smiled.
Bailey, a true friend to me.
"Play along? Oh yeah that's what I did." Bailey said and put on a fake smile.
Something was wrong with my ex-girlfriend.
"Why are you dressed like that?" I asked changing the subject.
"I'm entering the uh_ London Tipton look alike contest." Bailey lied.
I saw an exact replica of London, who was being chased by London.
"You got some real competition." I joked.
Bailey itched.
"So, why did you want to break up with Willa?" Bailey asked.
She's my ex-girlfriend. She deserves to know.
"She's disgusting. She doesn't treat me like how you did when we were dating." I laughed.
Chapter 6: Will you tell him?
Bailey chuckled at my funny comment.
"Well, Cody. I have to tell you something. First I need to ask you something." Bailey said.
"Whatever you need, Bails." I said.
It has been so long since I called Bailey by the nickname Bails.
"You uh_ know how you were uh_ telling Willa that youa sill love me?"
"Yes." I said.
"Well, uh_ you said it was playing along." Bailey said sadly.
"So, what about it?" I asked.
Why can't she just get to the point? Is she nervous?
What does she have to say?!
"Well... Did you mean what you said?"
Chapter 7: Yes or no?
"Yes." I said.
Chapter 8: Kiss
I made out with Bailey after we got together again. It was great.

Friday, November 5, 2010

WANTED LEAH HOZETO by Ameuz Rated T for violence and bad language( 2 chapters)

Chapter 1: Can't call me a slut
Leah thought I'm going to slap that fucking Pete & Paul before they can even call me a whore or a slut when I hold the gun to their heads.
"Hey, Leah." Paul said.
The brothers looked at the angry Leah.
"Shut up, you sluts." Leah angrily said and slapped Paul.
"Why the hell did you just slap my brother and call us sluts?" Pete asked.
"Slut." Leah muttered.
Focus, Leah! I'm going to just get those two asses down to the ground until they beg for mercy. Then I shoot them will the AK 21 Pistol.
Leah laughed with hate. 
Leah was a young teenager at Flybee High in ninth grade.
"You're a sick whore, Leah. I thought we were friends!" Paul exclaimed.
"You're the whore." Leah said and pulled Paul's ear.
"Why the hell are you doing this?" Pete asked.
"Shut up, you fat whore. Don't think the cops didn't put up posters of me with a gun at school. They sent a message saying Paul and Pete Athric saves the day by reporting Leah Hozeto for bringing a gun to school!" Leah said.
"I did not." Pete protested.
"No," Paul said, "Leah deserves the truth. Leah, we did this because it was for your good."
"Well, since you confessed, I'll kill you last." Leah bargined.

Pete gave a laugh.
"You're just a small sissy, Leah." Pete laughed.
Leah showed the boys her gun.
"Please, Leah. Have mercy of us." Paul begged.
Hahaha! These sluts are going down. They begged for mercy! It's time to shoot these whore sluts to the ground. How sick is this? Leah thought.
Chapter 2: Shoot!
"Slut! SLUT!!!!" Pete yelled.

"Pete, I hope we live through this." Paul sighed.
"You ass! Don't just stand there, Paul! Get your phone and call 911!" Pete whispered.
"Shut up you bullshitted whore, Pete!!!" Leah yelled.
The police came running, by luck.
"Leah Hozeto!" Officer Jenk yelled.
"Officer Jenk!" Pete cried with releif.
"Don't worry, boys you'll be home soon." Officer Jenk said.
Then came Officer Ronald and Officer Douglas.
Have mercy of me? I'm girl genius! I brought a gun to school and got away with it. Yet, now thanks to those sluts, I'm dead caught by 3 officers!
"Officer, we're just playing a fiction game." Leah lied.
No you're not, you bitch! Paul thought.
But, Pete did the talking.
"Officer, Leah is a criminal." Pete said.
"Shit." Leah muttered. 
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Force of dark ROCKJzi Rated K+ for violence

Chapters: 1

CHAPTER 1: Killed
Rocky moved through the trees.
"see it?" Rocky asked.
"No!" Jay replied angry.
They'd been looking out for 3 hours.
Bombinat Kardeias was out to get Rocky and Jay.
Suddenly, Bombinat came out of nowhere.
"Bomb!!!" Jay yelled.
"Shh." Rocky said and looked where Jay was pointing.
"I see you little uglies." Bombinat said and pointed the gun at Jay.
"Jay! Look out!" Rocky yelled.
"Huh?" Jay asked.
Bombinat fired.
Jay died.